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Podcast: Merry Christmas! CBD and J.J. Sefton Chat about the budget mess, Israel's new resolve, Foggy Bottom being unfixable, and more!

Reacting to leftwing Karen Cope videos
Apparently they have two main copes: 1, Trump will not take office, due to "structural collapse" or a military coup against him, and 2, all Trump voters are crying because we already regret our votes. The first revelation: "Shady" (J.D.) Vance has turned "state's evidence" against Trump and he will be arrested and tried before the inauguration. Source: "a post by Kathy." Well! I didn't know you were in contact with Kathy! This changes everything!
Also, much of this "news" is provided either by "the spirits" or "ChatGPT," or one of these sources confirming the other.
Reviewing more cope videos
"After the Holocaust..."

Public Health Officials Suggest Mystery Disease in Congo Could be Malaria
Ya think? And it is far past the time when we should have brought back DDT. [CBD]

"DOGE Days" reality game show (AI Parody)
thanks to zombie

Guinness stocks run dry as pubs forced to ration pints
It is the End Times! [CBD]

Departing conspiracy theorist and "Squad" Congressman Jamaal Bowman: It wasn't pulling the fire alarm that got me kicked out of Congress, it was opposing the Israel lobby

JD Vance invites Daniel Penny to Trump's suite at the Army-Navy game

Podcast: Sefton and CBD are joined by Legal Insurrection's Leslie Eastman. We discuss the lab breach in Australia, Scientific American's lunacy, Volcanoes, The state of scientific communication, and more!

Trump appoints Kari Lake director of Voice of America
It's a good posting for her. I hope she doesn't run again. She's like Sarah Palin -- the base won't stop picking her as their candidate, and the public won't stop delivering seats to Democrats when she runs. I mostly like her but there is something about her that is rubbing the general electorate the wrong way.

Next UK Prime Minister odds: The favourites for 10 Downing Street And it's good news... Nigel Farage. But it might take awhile. [CBD]

Data Show There's No 'Epidemic Of Violence' Against Trans People It is pure political manipulation and lies [CBD]

The White House Has an Explanation for the Mystery Drones and that explanation is that they are "manned planes." So...definitely aliens! [CBD]

The casings left at the assassination crime scene match the gun carried by leftwing assassin Luigi Mangione

CBD and Sefton do a short podcast about Daniel Penny, The coming mess in Syria, And the UHC lunatic murderer.

Jihadi terrorists now rule Syria This is by Richard Kemp, so it's worth a read. [CBD]

John Kass: If the Democrats are to ever recover, they must exorcise the Obamas from the party just as Trump cast down the Bushes

Biden will offer "revisionist history" on his dogshit economy today
I'm sure this time the public will finally be persuaded that that yellow tinkle on their heads is actually pure cool rain

Tom Cotton confident Hegseth and all of Trump's Cabinet nominees will be confirmed
Bold words! [CBD]

Sefton and CBD chat about GOPe traitors, "Reason" Magazine being a bunch of idiot stoners, Trump's geopolitical power, the UHC hit, CA school shooter, Judeo-Christian culture, And that the Christmas season is great!

I don't know what movie this is but it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)