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In About 15 Minutes, May Will Announce the Results of the Confidence Vote in Her Government
I'll put up a post when we know, maybe put up video as we get closer.
A New Drift-Compatible Podcast
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Iran Arrests 100 Christians in Growing "Crackdown" on Religious Minority
Saudi Arabia Just Permitted a Coptic Christian Mass for the First Time In Its History
Quick, let's start dropping bombs on Riyadh and give the Middle East to Iran because Saudi Arabia whacked a guy. I mean, Iran's never done such a thing. Except for hundreds of actual Americans. But they don't count. They're PoG (Persons of Garbage).
Strasbourg terrorist not yet found.
They're evacuating the city center.
The text reads "evacuate the town center via the north, don't go in the direction of Neudorf, follow the orders of the police scrupulously, keep your cool."
Shooter in Strasbourg Presumed to be "Fiche S," the French Designation for Terrorist Cases
Remember last year how the Great Barrier Reef was in the process of being destroyed by Global Warming?
Gadzooks! A million year old ecosystem is able to adapt to minor changes!!
This Is Messed Up Stuff Right Here
It's the Snail Sketch from Porlandia. Gotten from this video on SJWs' #Purge of Kevin Hart.
Oh Yeah, the New Cuck Weekly Magazine Under the Delicate Stewardship of Liberal NeverTrumpers Seth Mandel and Jay Caruso Is Going to Be Sooo Much Better Than the Weekly Standard
Eh, a magazine doesn't need a deputy editor in chief who cares about facts and shit. The only thing that really matters is repeating the cherished narratives of your leftwing media Twitter palz
Kill Me Now
Joy Behar's face looks like one of my balls. The left one, to be specific, the one who parties hard in the 90s and is now paying for it, all wrinkles and wattles and flappy bits
¿ Quien es mas macho, el "Cuck Shed" o el "F*** Shop"?
Respuesta aqui (Content Warning)
Yeah I know it's "que" but the SNL sketch was about people so they used "Quien."
Sorry for the late content warning -- wow, I did NOT remember how filthy that song was. I guess I mostly heard the radio edit and assumed all the bleeps were about kitty-hugs and puppy-kisses.
DaveinTX's annual "The Crap Tree" Xmas post is up. [geoff]
Max "True Conservative" Boot: I Believe in Global Warming and Science Unlike You Racists
He is merely blazing a trail that others are soon to follow
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