The Phantom Poop: Was the Alleged Poop-Scrawled Swastika That "Triggered" Lower-Tier School U Missouri Actually a Stinky Hoax?

Where is the evidence of this fecal glyph? How hath this stool left no spoor?

Sean Davis has been calling people to determine who exactly saw this Phantom Poop, this Spectral Specimen. What seems to have happened is that someone reported it, claiming not to have seen it, but to have "learned of it" from a... flyer, advertising the claimed existence of the asserted Poo Rune.

Davis has probed into the very bowels of this mystery, but has of yet got naught but foul hot air emanating from some nether place of the imagination.

"On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley wrote in a letter several days after the alleged incident. "This event happened while many students, including myself, were already asleep."

Later in his letter, Donley noted that he only founded out about the alleged vandalism incident "via a flyer posted on the walls" of the dorm.

Who the hell posts a flyer about a sinker?

Although Donley did not respond to repeated requests for comment prior to publication, The Federalist spoke with two RHA staffers while trying to get in touch with Donley. Neither had personally witnessed the poop swastika. When asked if there was any photographic evidence of the alleged incident, one staffer replied, "Not to my knowledge."

Frankie Minor, the director of residential life at Mizzou, did not respond to repeated requests for comment on whether he personally saw the poop swastika or any photographic evidence of it.

Read on -- no one has actually seen the Crepuscular Crapscription. They all have mere heard-tell of it.

Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech."

"Social justice" may be "delayed."

We are through the rabbit hole now. And the rabbit hole went through a toilet.

I have some complaints to make on that score. So do the reporters roughed up by fascist bullies.

posted by Ace at 04:38 PM

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