National Anthems [Y-not]

First off, I apologize to the Gardening Morons (and Ettes), but the Saturday Gardening Thread may be postponed. I'll try to put it up this evening, but if I don't it'll go up on Sunday.

This week has blown chunks.

While we wait for our "leaders" to decide on an appropriate response to the terror attacks in Paris, let's use our time to do something useful.

Mock the terrorists.

Exhibit A: The Marseillaise:

**UPDATE: By request, the scene from Casablanca...

Exhibit B: The Star Spangled Banner:

Exhibit C: Homat el Diyar (the Syrian National Anthem)

Although this tune was written by someone named "Mohammed," I think you'll agree with me that he clearly appropriated Western culture. It sounds like a bunch of drunk deaf clowns honking out "The Farmer in the Dell" on kazoos.

**By the way, the same dude wrote the "national anthem" for the Palestinian authority. I shudder to think what THAT sounds like.**

So my advice, after praying for the souls of those killed and terrorized yesterday, spend some time mocking these a-holes who can only destroy, not build.

Open thread.

posted by Open Blogger at 10:04 AM

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