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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Close Your Eyes...
Rewind: McCain *Didn't* Say He Wouldn't Sign McCain-Kennedy Comprehensive Piece-of-Shit if President
Hillary - Obama Debate Thread
And Now... *French* War Porn
Whoa: Media Big and Clinton State Department Official (and Hillary Adviser) Strobe Talbot Accused of Being Soviet Intelligence Source By Defector
Schwarzenegger Endorsement: McCain Will "Reach Across the Aisle" to "Get Things Done"
Another Beloved Right-Wing Celebrity Viciously Outed As Gay By Angry Leftist
Lancet Study Claiming 600,000 Dead Iraqis Debunked; Turns Out It's An Even Million
US Navy Kills Level Boss, Grabs Power-Up: You Got The Lightning Gun
Al Qaeda Commander Killed By Missile Strike and Dick Cheney's Demonic Wrath, But Mostly Dick Cheney's Demonic Wrath
"For Patriotism, Not Profit"
Bill Clinton Blasts Truther Heckler
Mark Levin: Rally for Romney (or, More Accurately, Against McCain)
I Hate It When That Happens
Rasmussen California: McCain 32%, Romney 28%
Karl of Protein Wisdom on "McCain Derangement Syndrome"
Debate Open Thread Update: Romney Vs. McCain On Who Flinched Less In War's Darkest Hour-- Advantage, Surpisingly Enough, Seems To Be... Romney
This Imbecile Again
Bush: A Retrospective
Angel of Grue: Nurse Steals Body-Parts From 244 Corpses For Use In Unsuspecting Patients
Ender's Game To Become, Well, Video Game
Bart Simpson, Scientologist
Site Problems Explained: A Martian Attack
Rudy Lost Because He Refused To Meet Social Cons Half-Way
Experiencing Technical Difficulties
High Value Target In Pakistan Dies Peacefully of Natural Causes, If You Define Hellfire as "Peaceful" and Missiles as "Natural"
Flashback: Romney Courts the Media; Plus, Campaign Round-Up
Heh: Media Apologist Claims Perception of Biased Media Is Due To... Unfair Media Bias Against Media
Chris Matthews Nearly Cries (Literally) Over Thought of Hillary Defeating Obama
Edwards Out
A Metaphor, or Something
Pimpin' Your Double-Helix - [Liberrocky]
A Quick Break From Politics…Movie Recommendations Needed
Fixing the Primary System
Edwards Drops Out
Morning-After Motivation
Another Waterboarding Hearing
Pot Vending Machines
AP Called It
Hugh Hewitt: McCain's the Front-Runner, But Not the Nominee
Where Will Giuliani Supporters Go Now?
FoxNews, AP Call Florida For McCain
Claim: Rudy To Drop Out, Endorse McCain Tomorrow
Exit Polls/Florida Results Trickling In
Totten's "The Final Mission"
Shocker: Hillary Clinton's Promises Not Quite Dependable
Al Qaeda Running From Shameful Homosexual Urges and US Troops, But Mostly... Well, It's A Good Mix of Both, Actually
Orwell Lives: Reuters Headline Reads "Briton admits plot to behead Muslim soldier"
VDH: Let's Not Forget We Have An Election Scheduled in November
Strange Speculation: Giuliani Could Have Won By *Highlighting* His Pro-Choice Position
Goofball Volunteer Torches Radio Station
It's Come To This For Beta Males In Japan
Overlooked: Petraeus Says Plan To Withdraw 1/4 of Iraq Troops by July on Schedule
More Debate Whispers Uncovered!
The Power of Obama's Inspiration
Again: CNN Runs Fresh "Heads Found In Iraq" Story, MNF Has No Information At All About It Correction/Update: Pictures Exist, Story's Legit
Obamessiah Resurrected: A "Treasured Covenant" Was Passed From Kennedy To Obama
Flyin' Wing-Suit
Robert Kagan on Romney's Non-Support of the Surge
Woman Calls 911 To Report Drunk Driver: Herself
Long Overdue Haiku Exposition
Kennedy Joke of the Day
McCain's Cloakroom Straight Talk, The Kind You Don't See On The Hustings
Obama Double-Teams Back? Claim That Agreement Has Been Reached For Edwards To Serve As AG In Obama Administration
Gabriel Malor Suffers a Semi-Bad Auto Wreck, But Hopefully Will Do Well
Funny? Or Just Depressing?
State of the Union Thread
Rasmussen: Romney Edges McCain 28-26 Nationally; Wins Conservatives 36-21
The Onion: Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation By Wishing For Unlimited Wishes
Gore-Backed Current Media Inc. Going Public
Giuliani On The Brink: "The winner of Florida will win the nomination"
British Government Renames Islamic Terrorism "Anti-Islamic Activity"
NOW's NY Chapter Goes A Bit Further: Kennedy's Endorsement of Obama A "Psychological Gang Raping" of Women
Shock: Bush Compromise On Earmarks A Cave-In To Spendthrift Appropriators
Site Lock-Ups
NYT "Public Editor" Soft-Pedals "121 Murders" Vet Criticism
NOW Has Hissyfit Over Kennedy Endorsement of Obama
An Empty Warning from a McCain Supporter
McCain: I Wouldn't Have Nominated Justice Alito, Because "He Wore His Conservatism On His Sleeve"
Fake "Protestors" Do What Real Protestors Do Best
Proxy Fight At The New York Times
Today Is The 22nd Anniversary Of The Challenger Explosion
Where the Democratic Race Stands
Bush Executive Order on Earmarks for FY 2009
Brit doctor's plan to save NHS money
Asshole Creates Serial Killer Board Game
Well, That'll Learn Him
From Allowing False Witness to Bearing It
Cheetah Tells All
McCain: Sure I'd Still Sign Craptastic Immigration Reform
Jonathan Chait/LAT sour on the Clintons
Age Of Wonder
Saturday Night Apache Porn
Meanwhile In The Republican Race
South Carolina Democratic Primary Results
The next leg of our flight will be delayed because...
Yasser Arafat's Post-9/11 Publicity Stunt a Fake; Reuters, AP Complicit
What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks?
On Stealing Jokes: A Chill Wind
Hillary Clinton & John McCain are BFF
Worst Tattoo Evah
Powder, Ice, Candy, Snow, etc.
The Gayest Email I've Ever Received
"The Democrats' Favorite Republican"
McCain's Hispanic Outreach Director Has His Usual Salary Paid By... George Soros
Aero Becomes Fastest Production Car In The World, Breaking 250 MPH Easily
Dog vs. Balloons
NYT Editor Bill Keller: We Will Not Note a Conflict of Interest Because Doing So Would Be To Admit a Conservative Critic Is Right
Ron Paul Ad Against McCain
Huckabee: Saddam Shipped WMDs To Jordan
A Dating Service... For People Who Want To Have Conjugal Visits With Prisoners
Breaking: Big Fire At Monte Carlo Casino In Vegas
Fun At The Corner: TV Show Intros
PA Couple Protest Plane Noise With Message on Roof
Meet McCain's Hispanic Outreach Director, Dr. Juan Hernandez
Marine Corps Silent Drill Team
That Debate Whisper
Senate Moves Forward on Telcom Immunity Despite Dem Lectures
“The Meaning of Our Victory in Iraq”
Dog Owners and Dog Eaters
A Republican Kind of Debate
Good Question
Teen Plots to Hijack an Airplane
Republican Debate @ 9pm Eastern on MSNBC
McCain Won't Change His Opinion On Allowing Embryonic Stem-Cell Research
New James Bond Film To Be Titled... Quantum of Solace
Finding an Acceptable Candidate
Ministry of Silly Java Animations
Kid's Question To Bill Clinton: "What Do You Do When You Get Married?"
Vid: Jeff Sessions On His Questionnaire
30 Al Qaeda Die of Global Warming and Task Force 88, But Mostly Task Force 88
Macaca Moment!: Racist Pastor Supporting Republican President Announces To Denomination That A Black Man Can't Be Elected President; Congregation Shouts Approval
Hot Chicks at Pro-Life Rally
Even More Straight Talk
Someone Else Died Two Days Ago, Too
Anger Management Teacher Breaks Kid's Finger
They Made Winehouse Go To Rehab, Oh, Oh, Oh
John Gibson Goes Shock Jock After Ledger Death: "Well, I Guess He Knew How To Quit You"
Ann Coulter Shreds Maverick McAmnesty
Two New Candidates Who Might Catch Fire?
Global Warming May *Reduce* Frequency and Severity of Hurricanes
Real American Genius
From That WashTimes Column On Fred Thompson
Little Scoop: Senator Jeff Sessions Sends Immigration Questionnaire To Presidential Candidates
McCain: I Was Against Tax Cuts Before I Was For Them
Shock: Hillary Clinton Earmarked $1 Million For Black Pastor's "Non-Profit;" Coincidentally, He Endorsed Her Last Week
Iowa Statehouse Opens With Uplifting Prayer From the Religion of Peace
Suicide Bomber Trips and Falls Down Stairs; Dies of Embarrassment and Bomb Detonation, But Mostly Bomb Detonation
The Breakfast Club Primary
"He Was Like Us"
"Win a Date with Drew Peterson"
Whatever Possessed God in Heaven to Make a Man Like Rambo?
Beijing Olympics Will Leave Athletes Gasping
AHRCC Hearing Report against Ezra Levant
Fred Blames McCain For Pre-Iowa Dropout Rumors
Allowing False Witness
Ron Paul!
Oh, Dear: Fred Would Have Picked Up All 47 of Louisiana's Delegates Had He Not Dropped Out?
Bill Clinton: "Once you accuse somebody of racism or bigotry or something, the facts become irrelevant"
"Hip," "Edgy," "Funny" Podcast By Adult Giving Teens Sex Advice
Could Google Buy The NYT?
NASA Photo Shows Humaniod Figure On Mars
Bang: *Another* Poll Shows Romney Ahead In Florida
ROLLercoaSTER: Stocks Gain Over 600 Points From Early Low Point to Finish Up 300
McCain & the Gang of 14
Climate Change May Reduce Hurricanes Hitting US
Hmmm... Another Poll Puts Romney Up Five Over McCain In Florida
Westboro Cult To Stage Another Closeted Gay Pride Parade
Another Shock: Hugo Chavez Chews Coca (Cocaine Leaf) Daily
Shock: NY Times "Conservative" Columnist Has A Fever, and the Only Cure Is Republican "Moderation" (and John McCain, Natch)
With Bill Clinton Attacking a Popular Democrat, Suddenly the Left Notices He's Not Always Exactly Truthful
Poll: Romney In Virtual Tie With McCain In... California
At Last, A Historian Writes Approvingly of Imperialism and Conquest
Former Republican Party Rockstar Gets Frustrated
But It Is Awfully Hard on the Knees
And Sell Ambition at the Common Mart
Border War Heats Up
Obama "Ghettoized" As "The Black Candidate"?
A Little Unsolicited Campaign Advice For Mitt Romney
Hit Piece on Fred?
Tom Brady, Leg Owwie?
London speed limit to be 20mph
Great... McCain, Huckabee Lead Second Choices Among Former Fred Voters Update: Nope, Not Quite
A Little Pick-Me-Up For Fredheads
Carl Cameron: Thompson Supporters Told Me In 2007 He Was Floating Idea of Presidential Bid To Guage Interest in a VICE Presidential Bid
Global warming meets it match -- dirt
Eddie Murphy, Psychic
Heath Ledger Dead At 28 Due To Likely Drug Overdose
Poll: What Will AoSHQ Fredheads Do Now?
The Golden Rasberries Announce Nominees For Worst Films, Actors of Year; "Norbitt" and "I Know Who Killed Me" Sweep Nominations
The Ben-Wah Bandit: Thief Ignores Cash Registers, Goes Right For The Sex Toys
Scott Beauchamp's Official Statement: I Never Saw Dogs Being Run Over, I Never Saw a "Mass Grave"
Thompson OutIt's Official: Thompson's Statement Announcing Withdrawal Sent To MSM, Bloggers
Tom Brady In A Walking Cast; Spread Narrows
VDH on Maverick McAmnesty: Come On, He's Not Charles Manson
A Fat Man In A Fedora: Grodner's Day In Court
Bush Folds On Earmarks; Will Not Issue Executive Order Cancelling Them
17 Years For Jose Padilla
Fred's Plan? "If You Can't Be Reagan, Be Goldwater"
And The Nominees Are...
No Executive Order on Earmarks
Word Game of the Day
YES, It's OLD.
Scott Beauchamp's Statements To The Army
Identity Politics Anger CNN Readers
March for Life 2008
Huckabee Campaign Out of Dough
Stone Wants to Do Bush
Awesome Hillary-Obama Catfight
Fred May Skip Florida Debate; Always Had His Eye On The VP Slot?
Cloverbusters
Democratic Debate Tonight at 8 Eastern!
Bill Clinton Naps During MLK Service
Eulogizing The Fred: "The Mycroft Holmes of the Republican Party"
Ezra Levant: "I blame the Jews"
Scarlett Johansson Visits The Troops
Black Monday: Worldwide Sell-Off On Economic Jitters
Rasmussen: Romney Leads In Florida With 25, McCain and Giuliani Trail with 20, 19
NYT gives props to Yon
Confederate Yankee Has Beauchamp Documents From The Army
The Media Violence Project
In Your Face, Eli Doubters [someone]
Chavez threatens bank takeover
Fredhead Poll
Several Israeli Ministers Call For Assassination of Hezballah Leader Nasrallah
Ice Bowls Today
Brief Cloverfield Review
Shock: NYT "Public Editor" Completely Ignores Huge Controversy Over "121 Murders By Vets" Article
McCain: Actually I Didn't Change My Postion [On Immigration]
Suzanne Pleshette Has Passed On
Judge: "You're probably also wondering why there was a whole crowd of people here, Mr. Grodner"
McCain's Victory In Context
Craigslist: San Francisco Transsexual Seeks Woman For Public "Hot Zombie Sex"
Duncan Hunter Drops Out
South Carolina Open Thread
War Pron
CIA: Hackers took down power grids
CNN, Fox Project Hillary To Win Nevada
Voting Glitches Result In Voters Turned Away In Myrtle Beach; Bad News For McCain?
A Downside To Pot
American MSM Silence on Canada's Odious Human "Rights" Commission Thuggery
Stone Seal Confirms Biblical Detail; Seal Bears Name of Family Named In Book of Nehemiah as Servants of First Temple
Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Jew
The Clowns Fire Back: We're Not Scary, Children Love Us, You Can Tell From Their Joyous Cringing
Fredmentum? ARG Finds Thompson Rising From 13% to 21% In South Carolina
Nevada Caucuses and SC Primary
State Legislators Complain About Influx Of Mexican Workers
Democrats Are Asked To Name Their Own Weaknesses
Advertising To The Blue Collar Man
Who Would Bloomberg Hurt Most?
Upcoming Movies
Cloverfield Review *No Spoilers*
Could Republicans Actually Put A Fiscal-Hawk Porkbuster On The Appropriations Committee?
HillaryCare Papers Revealed
DeLay Rips McCain
Rudy Alive (Barely) In Florida?
Again: US Internet Companies Illegally Host *Official Taliban Websites*
UN Names George Clooney "World's Sexiest Messenger of Peace," Then Asks Him If He Can Get Their "Can't-Miss" Script To Steven Spielberg
Iraqis Could Take Over Security Of Entire Country... By Year's End?
Taking A Beating In The Market? Invest Safely... In Iraq
Bench Warrant Issued For Car-Keying Scumbag Lawyer?
Fred Rips Huck For "Living, Breathing" Constitution Line
Stallone: Bin Ladin Too Real For Rambo
Huckabee Unfairly Criticized For "Living, Breathing Constitution" Line
Iowahawk's "Bylines of Brutality" Examines "Alarming Pattern" of MSM Employees Engaging In Child Abuse, Molestation, Other Criminal Activity
Re-enactment: Hitler's Generals Inform Him His Beloved Cowboys Have Been Routed
Hmm... Spikes In Candidate Searches Foretell Victories?
Scandi News: Skirts Now a Big Hit With Swedish Men
One Year Ago: 8% of Baghdad Neighborhoods Were Secure; Now 75% Are
Liberal Fascism? Don't Be Absurd
Hillary: Faith In God Got Me Through Monicagate
Numbers USA: Fred Best On Immigration
Bush Proposes $140-150 Billion "Shot In The Arm" For Ailing Economy
Australian Jeff Spicoli Not Sorry At All
Eye Doctor: I Was Sucking Your Toes In Order To "Check Your Sugar Levels"
Study Finds Statistical Link Between Animal Parasite Toxoplasmia and Schizophrenia
Those Tom Cruise Videos
Squeezing Out Al-Qaeda in Iraq
People Really Should Learn Not To Make Jokes About Race To Democrats
Friday Frivolity
Huckabee: "We'd Tell Them What To Do With The Pole"
Mercury
Update: As Anti-War Groups Surrender On Funding, Surprise!, The NYT Editorial Page Embraces the Idea, Too
Coulter Vs. Rush on Romney
Clinton Takes a Hit in Nevada
Anti-War Groups Heed Their Own Advice and Surrender on War Funding
Hitchens On Flashman & George MacDonald Fraser (RIP)
Whopper Freakout Parody
Heh: Hillary Flick vs. Barack Obama For Student Council President
Dirty Pool: Anonymous Flyer Raps McCain For, Um, Taking Job As POW
Greenland Sees Record Cold, Ice Due To Global Warming
Happy Monicaversary!: Ten Years After the Spot Spurred Down The Girl
Pro-Huckabee Push-Poll
Open Thread
"Well Duh!" Study of the Day - [Liberrocky]
Time Warner Tries Internet Tiered Pricing
Password Protected?
Ambiguity Can Only Help Her
And Now To Disparage The Golden Coulter
Mount St. Helens Says 'Howdy'
Carbon Nano-tubes
Craigslist Item: "Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch"
Finally: Study Proves Kids Hate Clowns
Economics Headlines: Either Bad or Really Bad, Take Your Pick
UK Captures Administrator Of Terrorist Web Forum
"I Will Die If You Do Not Let Me Go" and Let Me Jump Off the Empire State Building
BREAKING: Former *Congressman* & Delegate To The UN Indicted For Terrorist Fundraising Update: Former Two-Term Republican Mark Deli Siljander from Michigan
Fred Raps AG Over 2nd Amendment Capitulation
Obama's Racist, Farrakhan-Lovin' Pastor Says Bil Clinton Treated Black People the Way He Treated Monica
Guns Don't Kill People, *Homeschooling* Kills People
Shocker: Public Feels Media Is Biased In Iraq Coverage, Damaging Troop Morale and Prospects For Success
Man Sues Over Being Forcibly Given Rectal Exam After Head Injury
"The Diebold Effect" Gave Hillary A 5% Boost In NH?
Vid: Mitt Steps On McCain's Speech, After McCain Steps On Huck's
Quote of the Day
Rangel Apparently Frustrated at the Lack of Racism
Bush Exempts US Navy from Environmental Law
Can We Please Halt Public Funding For The ACLU Soon?
Hillary Trounces "Uncommitted" 55-40
FDA: Food From Clones is Safe UPDATE
On the Michigan Exit Polls
First (?) Cloverfield Review
Heh
Mitt Cuts Off McCain's Precious Camera Time
Called for Mitt - [Liberrocky]
Arctic Inuit Challenge Environmentalists
The AoSHQ Decision Desk is OpenFoxNews Projects Romney Winnner
Fred up huge on Intrade - [Liberrocky]
Spider-Man's Marriage Annulled... By The Devil
More Sci-Fi Becoming Reality
Excuse me, Huckapostles? We need to talk.
Mitt Mauls Maverick In Michigan?
McCain Promises Complete and Eternal Dependence On Foreign Oil
Minnesota Bridge Collapsed Due To Bush's Illegal War In Iraq And LBJ-Era Design Flaw, But Mostly LBJ-Era Design Flaw
Nifong Files for Bankruptcy
Westboro Church To Stage Another "Closeted Gay Pride" Parade
Fred On "God's Standards"
Back Room Deal By Political Machers May Determine Delegate Count
Huckabee: Constitution Must Be Changed To Conform With "God's Standards"
Apple Unveils Thinnest Laptop Ever at MacWorld
Michigan Turnout: Light, Due To Snow
Rough Justice: Man Gives Anal Rapist Of Daughter A Punishment To Fit The Crime
TAP Whines About Vilification of Arabs In Hollywood Movies, Citing Such Recent Films As... True Lies, Back To The Future, And, Uh, Aladdin
Fred Raps McCain
"Tipping Point"
Dems Blame Each Other for Race Problem
Guess That Candidate!
Texas Hillary Donor: Fake Lawyer, HotTub Hijinks and Possible Drug Money Laundering
Deep Thoughts (4:30 am Mike Huckabee edition)
Deep Thoughts (3:30 am Ron Paul edition)
Kevin McCullough Is Scared of Video Games
Where My White Soul First Kissed the Mouth of Sin
Ron Paul: End Game - The Elle Magazine Interview
Satanic Verses? German Vault May Contain Historical Proof That Koran Not Dictated By Archangel Gabriel, But Cobbled Together Much Later From Various, Quite Earthly, Sources
Ron Paul's Best Bud Alex Jones' Message For The Future
The New York Times Defames The Troops.
Seeds of life may be created by cosmic shockwaves caused by stars themselves
Prison Break Back on Tonight
Oh, Right, I See Why Fred Isn't Going After McCain On Amnesty
60 Iraqi Militants Die From Transfats and US "Militants," But Mostly US "Militants"
Bobby Jindal Sworn Into Office as Louisiana Governor
Fred Tied For Second In SC* [Updated] - [Liberrocky]
Will This Never End? UPDATED
John McCain's "Straight Talk" On Taxes
Ron Paul!
Vengeance, Audits, and Character Assassination
Brooks Brothers' Strange New Fashions
Leave Tony Romo Alone
Mass. Approves In-Store Medical Clinics
G.I. Jill In The Running To Be Miss America
California Backs Down On Home Thermostat Control. Sort Of.
The Place Where Optimism Flourishes Most
Democrats in the White House Worse Than a Terrorist Attack
Quinnipiac: 4-Way Republican Race in Florida
Pig Fetuses Impaled!
About Those Canadian Human Rights Commissions
The Democrats' Race War Heats Up [someone]
Minnesota Towns In Scrap: Coveted Title Up For Grabs
I am Burning My Chuck Taylor's - [Liberrocky]
Hydrogen Highway Program 0; Objective Reality 1
Giants Win! - [Liberrocky]
The Fred! is the Worst Person in the World - [Liberrocky]
The Fred! Surge has Started? [Bumped!] - [Liberrocky]
The Secret of the Surges Success? Hillary! - [Liberrocky]
Cowboys And Giants- The Jessica Simpson Bowl
McCain Faltering In Michigan, Romney Rising?
David Duke Trolls on Cuffy Meigs' Site?
Giants v. Cowboys
Colts versus Bolts
Very Distressing Photo
Explosion On Long Island
Bummer of a Story
With Apologies to the Beatles...
Round Two Saturday: Jags and Pats
Craigslist Personal Ad: "I Will Throw Lunch Meat At You"
The Canadian Inquisition
Racism Rampant In The Republican Democratic Campaign
Seattle at Green Bay
Morons take Manhattan TONIGHT (final bump) [someone]
Bush's DoJ Files Brief In DC Gun Ban Appeal... Supporting The DC Ban
Iraq Announces Complete Pentration of Al Qaeda, But Zero Penetration of American Media
Iraq Quagmire Alert: Another Democratic Talking Point Takes A Hit
Odds of Mars meteor hit 10,000:1 now...
It's old to us... [someone]
Conference Call
Janet Huckabee vs. Ed Rollins
One Reason To Support Thompson
The Case For Ron Paul: Can You Make It?
Reason's Matt Welch Turns On Professor Science
Reuters Eulogized Traitor Phillip Agee As A "Whistle-Blower"
"We Have So Much In Common!" Married Couple Discovers They're Separated-At-Birth Twins
Friday Perv Roundup
Kos: Vote for Romney Huckabee: What Would Jesus Do?
Update on Thursday's Air Strikes in Arab Jabour
Ron Paul: A Speedboat Could Never Have Damaged A US Naval Warship
Brit Hume: A Total Dick
Later, Dudes, I'm Out Of Here; Wish Me Luck In My Next Career
Luntz' Focus Group: Fred Won
Debate Thread
Over At Reason, Ron Paul Supporter Says Revelation That Ron Paul Is A Conspiracy Nut Is Itself Product Of A Massive Conspiracy
US Out of Iraq! (well at least Anbar) - [Liberrocky]
Hillary-Supportin' Andrew Cuomo (D) On Barack Obama: "You Can't Shuck And Jive Your Way At A Press Conference"
Feds Introduce "New Dogshit," Marked With Chemical Taggants And Holograms, For Tracing American Citizens' Every Move
Fred Breaks Out The Big Guns In SC
Blitzer Softablls Ron Paul; Paul Claims "Witch-Hunt" Update: Vid Added: The Story Gets Worse
Fred Demands: Give Me Your "New Money" SpyBacks Or I Will Send An IRS Agent With An AK-47 To Take It
Boris Johnson's run against "Red Ken" Livingstone for mayor of London
Dan Riehl On Hannity's Show, Talkin' Teh Fred!
The Surge, Year One
Crisis Management Advice For The Ron Paul Campaign
Mike Huckabee Vs. The "Shiite Republicans"
Clarification On Ron Paul Bashing
Return to the Mind of a Huckabee Supporter
Larry Craig Legal Brief: Running Hand Under Stall Partition Is Constitutionally Protected Speech
WTF?
McCain Bounce from New Hampshire? UPDATED
Nuremberg Zoo Says "It's a Winning Formula"
Lancet Study Lanced Like a Festering Boil - [Liberrocky]
Insurgents Killed by Heart-ache and 40,000 Pounds of Bombs, But Mostly 40,000 Pounds of Bombs
Making Mischief in Michigan
"Among land animals only humans weep. Therefore, if Hillary wept, Hillary must be human. Wrong. Penguins and other sea-creatures weep."
"Leave Ron Paul Alone!"
From the Posts At UnReason...
Thanks NATO!
Claims Filed Against Federal Government For Katrina Damages
Novel malaria prevention -- cure the mosquitoes
Reason's Anemic Response To The Ron Paul Newsletters
More Evidence For Intelligent Design
Russia To Provide Missile Shield For Iran
Huck's Not Grabbing A Majority Of Evanglicals
"Security Issue" At Giuliani Campaign Event In Florida
I can't believe I'm asking this (bumped) [someone]
CIA Traitor Philip Agee Dead In Cuba
They Support The Troops
Fredheads, Rejoice: Gallup Poll Just Put Fred Ahead of Romney, Nationally
Man Spots Biblical "Mark Of The Beast" On His Hand, So He Amputates It & Microwaves It
Something Bugging me about Mitt - [Liberrocky]
Rosie O'Donnell's Got A Fever, And The Only Cure Is Hillary's Tears
Weekend at Bernie's
Republican Nomination Fight: Party Like It’s 1976?
A Race to Death - [Liberrocky]
Hey, Anyone Remember Iraq?
Fred Has Pimped His Ride - [Liberrocky]
I am Zarqawi's Bling Bling - [Liberrocky]
The Comeback That Never Was
More Spirits Raising
Please May I Interject A Little Levity
Another Palate Cleanser
McCain's Speech
AP CALLS RACE FOR HILLARY CLINTON! McCAIN PROJECTED EASY WINNER OVER ROMNEY Ace of Spades Projection: Hillary Wins
Maybe it's Me
The Ron Paul Survival Report: Special Self-Defense Video Issue With Guest Correspondent Borat
Awesome: Russian Hackers Track CyberJihadis Internet Activity; Porn, Including The Shemale Variety, Is On The Menu
Iranians try to provoke incident in strait
"Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House"
Fred "All In" In South Carolina?
Disclaimer
Republicans For Obama!
The Two-For-The-Price-of-One Candidacy
Ron Paul's Newsletters, Revealed Updated: Goods Not Quite Delivered Updated: PJM Delivers The Goods TNR Can't?
Drudge: "Epic Turnout" For Dems (Obama) Confederate Yankee: Democratic Surge Foretells McCain Loss To Romney?
Correction: Huckabee Says He Did NOT Endorse Birthright Amendment
Hillary: Al Qaeda Will Be Emboldened If Democrats Don't Nominate Me
Just In Time For South Carolina, Huckabee Vows Amendment To End Birthright Citizenship
Sex Ed PSA
Lawfare: Canada Could Be Forced To Quit Afghanistan Because Of Domestic Lawsuit
Analysis: College Drinking Games Lead to Higher BAC
Hillary Supporter, Introducing Her: Obama's Like John F. Kennedy, And We All Know What Happened To Him
Let Your Eyes Adjust and Bathe In the Radiance
Once More Unto the Breach, Dear Morons, Once More!
Golden Globes Cancelled
How To Be Gay
Duncan Hunter Gate-Crashes Media Blabfest
BCS Communist Bullshit
Fred's Bleg For South Carolina
Mayor Posts Pic Of Self Wearing Nothing But Black Bra And Panties On MySpace Page
Newest Poll Puts Huckabee 17 Points Ahead In *South Carolina*
Ron Paul Brownshirts Harrass, *Chase* Sean Hannity
Bill Clinton To Paulbots: You’re Nuts
"Swift Boat" Attack On Mitt Romney Reveals Dark Secret: He's Mormon!
Another Study: More T&A = Higher IQ?
Study: Women, Teh Gays Worst Drivers
More On Iranian Speedboats: A Heartbeat" Away From Being Blown To Hell
Britney Had Gun, K-Fed Feared Murder-Suicide?
Update: Guy Who Had Sex With Dead Deer Has Probation Revoked, Sent Back To Jail
McCain Has A Seven Point Lead On Romney... Or Is In A Statistical Tie. Either/Or.
Do Not Want
Bill Maher: Anyone Who Believes In God Is "Schizophrenic"
Helen Thomas: Bad Journalism, Iraq War Both Due To... Bloggers
Hunter Finished? UPDATE: No, He's Still In It.
Hillary Considering Early Exit?
Hillary Gets Emotional At Campaign Stop
Wii Would Like to Play Kick the PS3
The Outer Limits Of Freedom
Iranian Boats Harass US Navy Vessels in Gulf
Clinton's NH Staff Buy Helmets
Into the Mind of a Huckabee Supporter
Debate Winner? Mitt Romney
Ron Paul's Rally In Stormwind, Azeroth
John McCain Complains Over Flyers Distributed in Manchester, NH
Republican Presidential Forum On FNC
Hillary Imports Supporters To Fluff Up Her Rally
"Kiss My Ass, Judge"
Wildcard Weekend Day 2 Open Thread
Oh, It's Old Alright
Taser Parties
Couple Campaign Pics
Chinese Hackers Step Up Activity
N.H. Debate Thread Part Deux
Playoffs Open Thread
Flashback
The Dreadful Arctic Comes South
Romney: I'm the Candidate of Change
Explaining Huckabee
His Freedom is to Leave a High Name Behind Him
Ace Is Gonna Treat Me Like A Hobo With The Last Drop Of Valu-Rite Vodka [Vinnie]
Hsu Goes to Jail
The Huckabee Campaign, Summarized in One Quote
The best analysis of the last 3 years in Iraq I've ever seen
Another Bad Night for Lamps
Burns: Abramoff Investigation Closed
Apparently We've Surrendered In The War
Andrew Olmsted, RIP
Hillary: I'm The Candidate "Most Innocent" of Lawbreaking and Malfeasance
Quote of the Day
Romney Not Done
Tomorrow, Wyoming Caucuses
Jay Grodner Update: He Forged Signatures On Ballot Petitions In 1978
Firefly To Become Massively Multiplayer Online RPG
The Return of the Obamessiah
A Real Debate?
All Politics is Local: Ron Burgundy to challenge Chet Edwards in the Texas 17th
Fred's Staying In
Eyewitness Account of one caucus site
Open Caucus Thread
A Little Mindless Palate Cleanser
Va. Tech vs. Kansas Open Thread
Caucus Thread
"You say history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?"
The Politico: John Edwards Will Drop Out Of The Race In... Last March
Remember: Exit Polls Lie [someone]
Professor: I'm Too Selfish To Buy Energy Efficient Appliances Or Vehicles Even With Subsidies, So The Government Must Outlaw Products To Keep Me From Buying Them
True Facts About John Edwards
New Hampshire AG ID's Push-Polling Firm; Firm Once Did Work For Ron Paul
Odd Video
Guess That Party: Torture-Fantasy Judge's Party ID Somehow Missing From AP Report
Onion Discovers Year-Old Internet Joke That Jeri Thompson Is Hot, Fails To Do Anything With Premise
Pat Robertson's Prediction of a 2007 Nuclear Terror Attack Fails To Materialize; God Admits "I Was Just Yanking His Chain"
Hillary Fades To Third; Obama Win May Be "Fatal" For Her
NBC, NYT Feature Life-Long Republicans Who Hate The GOP
You guys aren't going to believe this
Important Action Alert And Pretty Vicious Rant On Pork
Sean Penn to head Canne festival jury this year
New Rasmussen: Mitt Takes National Lead; Giuliani, Fred Tied At 13%
Exclusive First Look (MUST CREDIT AoSHQ)...Russ from Winterset's Precinct Captain Speech for "Teh Fred"
The Singularity™ Approaches
AoS Lifestyle Handbook
McCain rules out Romney as VP pick
US Deaths in Iraq: Lowest Three Months Evah - [Liberrocky]
For What It Is Worth - [Liberrocky]
Media punked by phony Bhutto son Facebook page
Threat? Reality? Or Bullshit? Sources Claim Thompson Will Drop Out Unless He Finishes "Strong" Third Tomorrow
Model Sues Ad Company For $5 Million, Claiming Ad Makes Her Look "Lewd"
Shocker: Huckabee's Retracted Negative Ad Does Run In Iowa After All; Somehow The Scrapped Ad is Delivered In Pristine Copy To FoxNews For Endless Replay
Update on Dishonor Killings
Rasmussen: Republican Affiliation Rises To Two-Year High
Hmmm... A Troll Is Back
Guess Who...?
Good News or Just the Clinton Machine Doing Its Thing?
Totten In Fallujah: All Quiet On The Western Front
Zogby: Late-Breaking Surge For Thompson In Iowa?
Good News: An "Honor" Killing *Double* Murder Suspected In Texas
"My Vote Is God's Vote:" Huckabee Supporters In Their Own Words, On Huckabee's Official Website
Pakistan Is Officially A Nation Of Retards: Newest Conspiracy Theory? A High-Powered Laser Killed Bhutto
Question: Why The Animus Against Romney And Giuliani?
Pro-Troops Comic About War On Terror Debuts
Heh: That Unrun Huckabee Ad Included The Charge Against Romney That He Hadn't Executed Anybody
Glen Greenwald's Legacy: Anti-Gun Sockpuppet Spouting Racist Nonsense Outed As Likely Board Member of Anti-Gun Group
Joe Biden Raps Hillary on Pakistan Cluelessness
A Major Endorsement For Ron Paul
New Romney Ad Compares Huckabee's Record To... Chuck Norris'
Fred Thompson's Problem: He plays with a full deck. - [Liberrocky]
My Dinner with Abdul - [Liberrocky]
While we were all watching Pakistan...Kenya is falling apart.
Faux News stiff arms the only man who can save America
Former Arizona Beauty Queen Charged with Kidnapping, Torturing Ex-Boyfriend
John Tierny Rips Al Gore, Global Warming "Consensus" In NYT Piece
It Depends On The Meaning Of “On The Ballot”
Georgia Dem Candidate for Senate Calls Attention to His Serious Message: Decides Situation Absolutely Requires a Really Futile and Stupid Gesture be Done on Somebody's Part
Hunt For D.B. Cooper "Reignited"
Intriguing piece of information
Pakistan Apologizes For Lying About Bhutto's Cause of Death
You make any resolutions this year?
Giuliani Cooked? & Other Campaign News
Bowl Games Open Thread
Ron Paul Out Of Fox's NH Debate After All
Funny British Show
Final Des Moines Register Poll: Huck and Obama Lead
The 2008 Banished Words List
Paperclips And Bunny Ears
True Tales of Terror And Mystery, Starring Hillary Clinton
Scumbag-Lawyer-Keying-Marine's-Car Update: Sweet
This Post is Really About Iowa, I Swear
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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