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Justice not Retribution. Reap The Whirlwind. [dri]

The Trump Effect has taken hold in China. Even CNN is impressed. [dri]

Meet The LAFD's First Paraplegic Firefighter This is absolutely spectacular! [Hat Tip: Bluebell] [CBD]

If you haven't seen David Lynch's "Rabbits," and are up for some nightmarish nonsense, check it out

RIP to David Lynch. [TJM]

Podcast:CBD and Sefton discuss the Hegseth hearings, Bondi's problematic view of the 2nd Amendment, Israel's ceasefire with Hamas, and more! (LINK SHOULD Work NOW. JJS)

Gavin Newsom Prohibits Offering To Buy People's Property It probably makes more sense in the original Russian. [CBD]

Biden lifts Cuba terrorism designation, drawing bipartisan outrage: 'Pathetic coward' At this point he is just a senile old fool, pissing on the drapes and clogging up the toilet on the way out. [CBD]

$20 Billion Price Tag To Complete Development Of USAF's Next Generation Fighter
Maybe we can fund it by not sending any more money to Ukraine! [CBD}

The Internet Is Brutal. California Burnin' [dri]

Why does Microsoft, through its Bing browser think that this product should be advertised to me? [CBD]

Funny look at California leadership right now. (AI video) [dri]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Los Angeles fires and the culpability of the Democrat/Progressive complex, Deportation as a perfectly acceptable policy, and whether Carter was the worst president!

Defamation mafia CNN actually bothers to fact-check Biden's claim he would've won had he stayed in the race: "It's flat-out bonkers"

Richmond, VA Water Crisis: Water Distribution being carried out via "Equity" . Illegal Aliens given priority over black and white citizens. [dri] (8 min mark)

Victory Girls: Latrine John-Pissoir is the most incompetent spokeswoman in American history

New York Post Editorial: Those who covered up Biden's senility and illegally ran the government themselves for the past four years must be named, shamed, and arraigned
That last part is my bit, which I like.

Jury voir dire in $1 Billion CNN/Jake Tapper defamation suit leads to sweet vindication -- at least six of the potential jurors think CNN makes up "fake news," only two of them have ever heard of Jake Tapper
Thanks to @alexthechick
They'd have heard of him if they ever posted anything critical of CNN on Jake's real platform, Twitter

Thune: Hegseth has the votes to be confirmed SecDef
Also, Trump told two "no" votes on Johnson that they're "being ridiculous" and stepping all over the agenda that the country voted for. They changed their votes to "yes."

HISTORIC: Kamala Harris becomes the first woman of color to certify her own election loss before Congress

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 06, 2025

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)