Later, Dudes, I'm Out Of Here; Wish Me Luck In My Next Career

I'd like to think we had fun and, who knows, maybe learned something about life and love along the way.

Look for my work in a museum coming soon to your area. If someone had told me about this earlier, I'd already be a millionaire: Artists Jerks Off On Paper, Sticks It On Museum Wall, Collects $$$.

Be good to each other. I have to run out to the store for multi-colored construction paper, glitter, smiley-face stickers and Astroglide.

Maybe some of that talc that gymnasts use, too. I'm sort of behind the curve here and I have to put out a lot of product in a hurry.

All Righty Then! One down. I am now officially an artist working in the mixed medium of paper and male genetic material.

Hmmm... Not bad. It sort of looks like Ben Affleck in a snowstorm.

Oh wait, I think that's because I did it on a picture of Ben Affleck in US magazine... Damn, I meant to do it on a piece of red paper.

Because red is festive.

Oh well, I'm sure Van Gogh had a couple of "misfires" too, if you know what I mean.

posted by Ace at 12:44 AM

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