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January 03, 2008

Model Sues Ad Company For $5 Million, Claiming Ad Makes Her Look "Lewd"

Sounds like she's got a decent gripe. After all, if someone told you you were filming some nice jewelry advert and they made you look as if you were doing porn, you'd be mad too, right?

Right.

Except... check out the ad she filmed.

I hope I'm not giving the joke away when I say Moderate Content Warning.

Dri asks, "How else could she think this ad would play? It is not like they filmed her eating Cheerios and then edited it to make it look like she was having sex."

I think she's going to need to prove she's actually legally retarded if she even wants to survive a motion to dismiss.

posted by Ace at 01:29 AM

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