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January 04, 2008

Hillary: I'm The Candidate "Most Innocent" of Lawbreaking and Malfeasance

Ummm...

That's an interesting take. It's interesting in a sci-fi, alt-history sort of way, like what if the Nazis had traveled back through time and rode Tyranosaurus Rexes across Poland in a combined Blitzkreig/Saurositz?

Or, like. how would the DC Universe had been different if Aqauaman wasn't gay?

See? Hillary's got what this nation needs: a bold imagination capable of wondering not only what a better future might look like, but what a better past might look like too. She should run on that.

Update [Dave in Texas]: Commenter OregonMuse suggests a new bumper sticker - "Hillary: No Convictions"

It sings.



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