The Gayest Email I've Ever Received

I'll spare this well-known blogger the shame of naming him. But what the hell kind of email is this?

Something just struck me about what is wrong with Romney, and you may be one of the few who gets this. When I was a young lad playing D&D, learning about rolling character attributes, it took me a little thought to understand how "charisma" was not dependent on good looks, but good looks could enhance charisma. Mitt Romney illustrates that lesson to a tee. Shitty charisma. He'd score like a 9. McCain, even being a douche, scores a 12 or 13, or so among most (if a 6 among conservatives), with the war hero stuff boosting him to an artificial 16 among the electorate. Hillary is a 9. Huckabee has a natural 18. Obama scores a demigod 19. Fred was a 17 in his Law and Order prime, but old, throat-clearing Fred is like a 12, maybe a 14 on his best day, when he's home-spinning his best southern aphorisms without stuttering too much.

Ok, I've got to stop before I get into dexterity.

I've seen gay sex that was less gay that that.

It's not Allah, by the way. I just say that because everyone will assume it's him.

Somewhat Less Gay: Soros & McCain.

That's another fine Slushop.

posted by Ace at 09:00 PM

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