Rosie O'Donnell's Got A Fever, And The Only Cure Is Hillary's Tears

Rightwing Sparkle notes that women seemed to fall for Hillary's crying jag photo-op. As the man said, no one ever went broke betting against the intelligence of the American public.

She also sends this link from Rosie's site. It's like eating at Sizzler's All You Can Eat Stupid Buffet.

Humanity

hilary [sic] showed her soft side
as the men sneered weak
women know
tears soothe the soul
cracks let in light

after years of illusion
we crave something real
a trickle of truth
falling down a powdered cheek
reminded me
what i know

carry on all
in peace
if possible

And that's followed up by this:

Haagen-Dasz

rich creamery double-churned bliss
glittering with chips of ice
food for the soul
and also
for the thighs
this cellulite isn't going to feed itself, you know

only manic-depressive women
know the power of the cookies and cream
as you shovel it into your enormous freakmouth
using a soup ladle
and a garden trowel
double-fisting it
with the tools at hand
did I just eat the cat?
again?

and it drips and splatters all over your face
cooling you
splashing down
to your fetid bosom
hot and pulsating like a rabbit hutch
which smells pungently
of soft cheese
and feet
and failure

hilary knows the siren song
of the chocolate sandwich crisps
and the vanilla cream that unites them
like a mosiac of the races
united
in peace
and purpose
and an impending insulin-induced coma

im basically voting
for anyone with a vagina
its a toss up between hilary
and edwards
whats edwards position
on fig newtons?
personally im anti-fig
but pro-newton

peace
if its still possible
and if its not
please pick me up some ben and jerry's
chunky monkey
look at me
covered in cookies in cream
god
i look like
the world's worst
bukake movie

Heh: We all knew it was coming.

According to the Brain Trust at Democratic Underground, Hillary won... thanks to Diebold.

Diebold's working for Hillary.

Let's remember that.

posted by Ace at 01:49 PM

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