Weekend at Bernie's | Main | Something Bugging me about Mitt - [Liberrocky]
January 09, 2008

Rosie O'Donnell's Got A Fever, And The Only Cure Is Hillary's Tears

Rightwing Sparkle notes that women seemed to fall for Hillary's crying jag photo-op. As the man said, no one ever went broke betting against the intelligence of the American public.

She also sends this link from Rosie's site. It's like eating at Sizzler's All You Can Eat Stupid Buffet.

Humanity

hilary [sic] showed her soft side
as the men sneered weak
women know
tears soothe the soul
cracks let in light

after years of illusion
we crave something real
a trickle of truth
falling down a powdered cheek
reminded me
what i know

carry on all
in peace
if possible

And that's followed up by this:

Haagen-Dasz

rich creamery double-churned bliss
glittering with chips of ice
food for the soul
and also
for the thighs
this cellulite isn't going to feed itself, you know

only manic-depressive women
know the power of the cookies and cream
as you shovel it into your enormous freakmouth
using a soup ladle
and a garden trowel
double-fisting it
with the tools at hand
did I just eat the cat?
again?

and it drips and splatters all over your face
cooling you
splashing down
to your fetid bosom
hot and pulsating like a rabbit hutch
which smells pungently
of soft cheese
and feet
and failure

hilary knows the siren song
of the chocolate sandwich crisps
and the vanilla cream that unites them
like a mosiac of the races
united
in peace
and purpose
and an impending insulin-induced coma

im basically voting
for anyone with a vagina
its a toss up between hilary
and edwards
whats edwards position
on fig newtons?
personally im anti-fig
but pro-newton

peace
if its still possible
and if its not
please pick me up some ben and jerry's
chunky monkey
look at me
covered in cookies in cream
god
i look like
the world's worst
bukake movie


Heh: We all knew it was coming.

According to the Brain Trust at Democratic Underground, Hillary won... thanks to Diebold.

Diebold's working for Hillary.

Let's remember that.


digg this
posted by Ace at 01:49 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
JB1000, EAJ: "I am hoping Mr. Kimmel has the 'joy' of being told ..."

Ruthless: "Gawd, I gotta go eat something. You guys are addic ..."

katya the designated driver: "We cut our cable two years ago. Rarely miss it. ..."

Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead): "One mo' step, i'll juke you. ..."

HILLARY!!!: "Try and take the hot sauce outta my purse!  I ..."

Nevergiveup: "it's not your night. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at ..."

Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "505 Tami- Thank you for the reply. Answered Pos ..."

illiniwek: "wow ... most of the way through the "emotional con ..."

Ladylibertarian: "I first read that as "shaved" and proceeded to dry ..."

sven10077: "439 Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2017 09:31 P ..."

josephistan: ">> I first read that as "shaved" and proceeded to ..."

chavez the hugo: "502: brilliant. an empty lambeau would be one for ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64