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January 10, 2008

From the Posts At UnReason...

DavidS. writes and quotes this in a comment to yet another attempt by Reason to spin and minimize the sins of their shrieky, freaky Messiah.

This is not from a newsletter, but a letter to supporters sent out under the letterhead of 'Congressman Ron Paul' and signed by hand (probably photocopied).

I have unmasked the plot for world government, world money, and world central banking. Planned exchange controls to hold you hostage…while the dollar drops down a hole…

I revealed the Red debt bomb set to explode in your bank account…The real, financial reasons Bush invaded Panama. The nightmare of a ‘cashless society’ (watch out for it, if they get away with the New Money)…

I’ve been told not to talk, but these stooges don’t scare me. Threats or not threats, I’ve laid bare the coming race war in our big cities. The federal-homosexual cover-up on AIDS (my training as a physician helps me see through this one.)

The Bohemian Grove – perverted, pagan playground of the powerful Skull & Bones: the demonic fraternity that includes George Bush and leftist Senator John Kerry, Congress’s Mr New Money. The Israeli lobby, which plays Congress like a cheap harmonica. And the Soviet-style ‘smartcard’ the Justice Department has in mind for you.

There are eight pages of this stuff...

Doesn't it rather suggest that, if Paul has some loonies in his ranks, they are there because he asked them to join?

Just slightly, David.

Stay classy, Reason Magazine. You're a joke now.

Let me amend: You already were a joke. Now you're a sad joke that apologizes for racism, anti-Semitism, homophobia and general lunacy so long as it advances your legalize-drugs agenda.

You know when the rest of us wrote Paul off? His unapologetic, unending game of footsie with the Truthers and Alex Jones.

How come all you geniuses didn't catch wise at that point?

And by the way: Seriously, read all eight pages of this lunatic screed. Signed by Paul on his Congressional letterhead.

But it wasn't Paul writing it, of course. It was some other lunatic he paid to capture that certain Paulesque je ne se qua.

He didn't read the schizophrenic letter, with its talk of "chemical taggants" in currency designed to trip off federal sensors and instantaneously inform the government where you were and what you were buying. Nor even the book the letter was designed to sell.

He's just all about limited government. That's all. All this other crap? Someone else.

But really: Read it. It's fun. It's entertaining. It's funtertaining.


Ron Paul

The only racist, anti-Semitic diagnosable paranoid schizophrenic who can save America.


PS: The solicitation for the book promises -- in exchange for $50 of cash marked with federal tracking chemical taggants -- a subscription to The Ron Paul Political Report as well as The Ron Paul Investment Report.

But these newsletters, offered to the public in exchange for money, meant nothing at all to Ron Paul.

He never read them, I can assure you. Certainly he didn't write them.

Except the parts that you might like. Which can be reprinted and sent to you for just $50 in "New Money" designed to enslave you.

Incidentally... Let's say we put aside Ron Paul's racism, homophobia, and anti-semitism for a moment.

How about you folks at "Reason" just take a stab and defending the man's very sanity?

Money marked with "chemical alarms" to track you through airports?

Are.

You.

Fucking.

Kidding.

Me.

What's Dr. Paul's position on the secret messages encoded in Cacher In The Rye, praytell?


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