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January 15, 2008

Arctic Inuit Challenge Environmentalists

Let us hunt the polar bear.

Canadian Inuit are fighting US environmental groups who are pushing the US to declare the bears an endangered species.

Couple of thoughts.

It is a business and a source of income, for guides to take hunters on trips to hunt and bag bears.

If they don't regulate it well, they have a few good years of income and nothing after that.

Polar bears and their "plight" have been misrepresented for political purposes for years.

If the US declared them "endangered", it wouldn't affect Canadian law (oddly enough, Canada has its own system of government and currency. So I'm told). The Inuit fear that US hunters would be deterred from hunting.

Fear not Inuit. It'll take a little more than that.

And as we all know, polar bears are man-killers. Womens' periods attract bears, they can smell the menstruation. So we're putting the whole station in jeopardy.


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