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This is the best 80s Mystery Click I've posted in a long timeThey want you to tell Them you love them/They're soft and/They're warm when you hug them

CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more!

Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney.
Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow.

Everybody's so creative!

Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it
An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more!

Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD]

Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave]

James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD]

Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD]

The P*ssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler

"Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense
The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock.
Nifty shovel pass at 3:30

What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)?

CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more!

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already

-- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD]

McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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Lewis knew Obama was coming [Purp] Food ID Quiz #2/Open Thread [CharlieBrown'sD????] Saturday Morning Open Thread Overnight Open Thread (1 March 2013) CNN Economist Ali Veshi: I Sure Hope The Republicans' Sequester Doesn't Spoil This Blistering-Hot Economic Boom We're Enjoying Is This Something? Breaking: HTML5 bugs lets web sites consume your drive [Purp] Also Not Funny: Andy Borowitz NBC Affiliate Chooses to Run Years-Old "Matlock" Movie Instead of Network's Current Programming What Did You Expect From a Pot-Head? Total Absorption President Mixes Up Famous Intellectual Properties Lawmaker to 17 Year Old Girl Who Overcame Her Shyness and Fear of Snakes: "If you're bashful I got a snake sitting under my desk here." "Dave's Law" of New Yorker Cartoons President Who Frequently Asserts the Powers of Dictator Excuses His Failures By Suddenly Declaring He's Not a Dictator Arlene Mae Breitbart, RIP; Remembering a Warrior Truth to Power: in War Between Woodward and Government of the United States, The Onion Bravely... Goes After Woodward Happy Sequestration Day Top Headline Comments 3-1-2013	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines This is the best 80s Mystery Click I've posted in a long timeThey want you to tell Them you love them/They're soft and/They're warm when you hug them CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more! Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney. Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow. Everybody's so creative! Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more! Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD] Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave] James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD] Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD] The Pssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler "Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock. Nifty shovel pass at 3:30 What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)? CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more! I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already -- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD] McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress He has testicles? Who knew!* [CBD] Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD] 106 Paul comments like I dress Posted by: John Fetterman Recent Comments AZ deplorable moron: "I did ask if I was allowed to make them do pushups ..." Stacy0311: "Pinatas. Some people (the number is growing daily ..." SMH at what's coming: "lol Tonypete. I did ask if I was allowed to mak ..." AZ deplorable moron: "Boy says, "I dunno, 40?" Dad shakes the kid's h ..." SMH at what's coming: "{{{Pug}}} He sounds like he was a wonderful dad ..." Tonypete: "On the good news front, I'm teaching Sunday school ..." Pug Mahon, this ranch dressing is just too spicy: "First and second graders. They're a hoot. Post ..." 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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! 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