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Mom says, N.J. school tried to make my kid Muslim. Judge says, Go to court.
"A federal judge on Wednesday refused to dismiss a lawsuit filed by a Chatham mother who says the school district forced her son to watch Islamic conversion videos and ignored the study of Christianity and Judaism." [CBD]
DuckDuckGo is auditing Google for bias.
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Hat Tip: Curmudgeon [CBD]
Anti-Israeli Former MP George Galloway Spotted Dining at an… Israeli Cafe “We don’t want any Israeli goods, we don’t want any Israeli services, we don’t want any Israeli academics coming to the university or the college, we don’t even want any Israeli tourists to come to Bradford even if any of them had thought of doing so.” Well, except for this tasty shakshuka and a nice cup of coffee. [CBD]
Legally Motherless in Britain “A baby could become the first person without a legal mother if a transgender man wins a historic court battle. Lawyers representing the parent told a judge that he had been biologically able to get pregnant and give birth but had legally become a man when the child was born." Because England has lost its collective mind. RIP [CBD]
How Durham Came to Discriminate Against Israel and the Jewish People Typical Leftist anti-Semitic tactics, but in the South? [CBD]
For those of you wondering why there hasn't been a link to Brent and Alex's podcast for a couple of weeks, Brent's currently dealing with some unspecified health issues and could probably use our prayers. Hopefully they'll be back next week, I've checked the AoS strategic profanity reserve and it's running dangerously low. [Weirddave]
What the hell is going on in the Philippines with this Duterte guy?
Hell might be a useful description...
[ArthurK]
Ali Watkins Now Mentoring High Schoolers?
This is old, but apparently it's making the rounds for some reason. It's a friend's joke, but he's a HUGE PUSSY and TOTAL CUCK so I'll put it up.
Another NeverTrumper Insists That Democrats Must Crush the GOP in 2018 or 2020 In Order to "Save" the GOP
Hey, remember when I was predicting they'd all become Democrats over time? Boy was I crazy. They didn't see this coming -- despite being alleged Experts Who Really Understand Politics, they never grasped the social dynamics of tribal reinforcement and concommittant hatred of outsiders -- but some of us who aren't Experts Who Really Understand Politics understood that precisely this would happen and predicted it over a year ago and decided we 1, didn't want Hillary Clinton as president (our principles on that never wavered) and 2, we didn't want to wind up simply becoming low-level Democrat thugs and hit-men in a year.
Always trust self-proclaimed Experts Who Really Understand Politics who repeatedly demonstrate they don't understand the most elementary principles of social group dynamics and group psychology.
A Musical Visualization of FBI Agents in Emo Distress Over Being Ordered to Pretend to Investigate Hillary Clinton
By the way, Natalie Imbrulia turned that into a teenybopper Sadz-Pop song, but check out the original artist Ednaswap's version. A lot more emotional power.
Weekly Standard Cuck Jonathan V. Last: Why, Peter Strzok Did Nothing At All Wrong. He's Just Like Elliot Ness, Determined to Get Capone. He Should be Praised!
#WhoFundsTheWeeklyStandard? Seriously-- who funds it? Shouldn't we know who funds it to know which way the money is pushing them to lean?
Different Worlds: Alleged Analyst and Would-Be CNN Employee Erick Erickson Apparently Doesn't Know the IG Has Been Working on a Third Report About the Russia Probe and FISA Abuses for Months
The NeverTrumpers live entirely in their own bubble-system of news which is doubly-curated, by the people in their list-servs and twitter feeds, and originally by the liberal media, which they trust, respect, and love
A friend comments, "He must rely on the Weekly Standard for news." Indeed, The Weekly Standard is once again embargoing the news of the day, because it goes against Captain Cuck's narrative.
Man, I just did a solid five hours of work and I am bushed. I honestly do not know how some of you do it. Don't worry, the work included doing posts saved in the queue. Now I gotta go get my lift on. Which I'm delaying.
"Oh, Other Reporters Were Just Giving Them Hand-Outs" -- Ali Watkins
That's a friend's joke. But he doesn't have the BALLS to publish it so I'm a-gonna
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