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March 08, 2013

Puffy Faced Woman Who Hates Coal and Childbirth to Run for Senate In Kentucky

It's on like Donkey Kong, if Donkey Kong's face were all swollen due to eating bad shellfish.

Ashley Judd has yet to officially announce her political aspirations, but a source with intimate knowledge of the situation tells FOX411's Pop Tarts column the actress is preparing herself to challenge Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell for his Kentucky seat in 2014.

To be honest I can't even tell the two of them apart. They both look like had a barfight with bees armed with Botox needles.

People are recirculating her mots bouffes (Puffy Words) but no one's asking the important question: What's up with her face? She looks like she's smuggling something in her cheeks. Like Hatred of Children and Everything That Isn't Ashley.

Ms. Judd in "Double Jeopardy"

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