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A country with too many laws is effectively a country without any laws You're already a criminal but the state just hasn't deigned to charge you yet. This time it's going 2 mph too slow on the freeway. Such was the case for a Maryland woman driving on Interstate 95 in bad weather, with wind speeds gusting up to 40 miles per hour. Because the winds were ferociously buffeting her car, the woman (who remains anonymous) dropped her speed from the maximum limit of 65 MPH down to 63 MPH. Outlaw GunSmithing - Going Mobile You can buy an unfinished AR-15 receiver like this without going through an FFL since the government considers it a non-functional hunk of metal. And it's completely legal to finish it into a working AR-15 receiver so long as you do it yourself and it's for personal use. Given how cheap and portable milling equipment is these days, that gives Mr. outlaw gunsmith an idea: However, as I was contemplating the issues, it occurred to me that the setup I used to finish the receiver was something that would fit in a car. Which led me to the idea of a mobile outlaw gunsmithing service. You Might Already Be a Child Pornographer If you've ever taken a picture of your children in the bath or even semi-nude, the state considers you a child pornographer and will take you to court. This happened to Todd Hoffner, head coach at Minnesota State-Mankato: Hoffner was charged after a school employee found the video on his university-issued cellphone and notified authorities. Hoffner had taken his problematic phone to work to be checked out. As well as an AZ couple: An Arizona couple falsely accused of taking pornographic pictures of their three young daughters are suing Walmart in a bid to win damages after an horrific ordeal which they claim robbed them of precious time with their kids and cost them $75,000 in legal fees. Sadly at this time you'd be advised to destroy or encrypt any nude photos of your children. Dianne Feinstein's Generosity Towards the American People Doug Ross caught this revealing assumption in Feinstein's response to Ted Cruz: Just know that I've been here for a long time. I've passed on a number of bills. I've studied the Constitution myself. I am reasonably well educated... Incidentally, this does not prohibit-you use the word "prohibit"-it exempts two thousand two hundred and seventy one weapons. Isn't that enough for the people of the United States? Do they need a bazooka? So all guns (including newly developed ones) will be banned by default but Feinstein will graciously allow you to keep 2271 existing models. Just Another Middle-aged Man Trying Out a Sports Car Who happens to resemble Jeff Gordon under his disguise. Hilarity ensues. Prince Charles Has Been Studying Arabic So he can read the koran in its native language. Yesterday, it emerged Charles has taken this interest a step further by having lessons in Arabic for the last six months. Never convert until you've all the fine print in the original. Japanese Former-Wrestler Turned Politician Banned From Meetings Because he won't take off his mask and lose his secret powers. Skull Reaper A-ji won just 2,828 votes in the election, campaigning on a platform demanding educational reform and improved social welfare facilities, but that was sufficient for him to take a seat in the city council. SC Woman Arrested For Selling VHS Porn Door-To-Door Wait is this even a crime? What happened to the America I used to know? A Gaffney woman said she was in a bind and needed some quick cash when she decided to go door-to-door selling pornographic videotapes.From the Morons: Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings Top 10 commenters: Top 10 sockpuppeteers: The group. Yeah. Where it's at - the Twitter Tonight's post brought to you by the Great Escapers: All of these men were executed when recaptured on Hitler's direct orders. Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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