Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 11, 2026 [Doof]

Sunday night ONT time. So glad you made it. Come on in!

Dad's too drunk to drive. The good news - he found a sober driver. The bad news - it was his 12 year old son!

Too Drunk to Drive, Father Asks 12-Year-Old Son to Drive Family Home

On the evening of January 2nd, while conducting breathalyzer tests on motorists as part of the traditional BOB campaign meant to combat drunk driving in Belgium, police in the commune of Duffel noticed something very peculiar. A car that was approaching their checkpoint seemed to do so at a snail’s pace, finally stopping dozens of meters before reaching them.

As they approached the vehicle, traffic police officers immediately noticed that the person in the driver’s seat seemed unusually short and young. Their initial impressions were confirmed when they reached the driver’s window. It was a young boy, no more than 12 years old. Next to the child was his father, who nonchalantly admitted that he had asked the boy to drive home because he had had too much to drink.

Not ideal by any means. Especially when you find out this additional detail.

Sitting in the backseat of the car were the boy’s mother and two young siblings, all of whom seemed ok with the situation. Interestingly, the mother had a valid driver’s license herself, but somehow thought it was a good idea to let her pre-teen son drive the whole family home at night.

Check out the whole thing. Actually, I'll save you the time.

And, in case you’re wondering how the family got home that night, the boy’s mother took his place behind the wheel and did what she was supposed to do in the first place.

Morons will understand!

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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As we step into January 2026, the fashion landscape has undergone a seismic shift. After domination by the understated elegance of stealth wealth neutrals, the pendulum has swung hard in the opposite direction. Maximalism is back! We are embracing more fun layering, vibrant colors, faux fur details, pattern clashing, and over-the-top accessories. It is confident, curated, and unapologetically expressive, drawing heavily from '80s power dressing while infusing modern sophistication. It is perfect for January when everyone needs a mood boost after the holidays.

Designers are emphasizing statement pieces, dramatic shoulders, vibrant patterns, tactile textures like feathers and fringe, and clashing prints, balanced for impact rather than excess. It's about channeling joy, power, and individuality.

Key designers leading the maximalist charge in 2026, as seen across Spring/Summer 2026 runways and early-year buzz:

Saint Laurent remains a powerhouse for "Glamoratti" maximalism. Sleek yet powerful looks with exaggerated shoulders, rich fabrics, and confident styling that feels intentional and elevated.

From The Luxury Closet

Versace delivers iconic, high-drama glamour with vibrant colors, sculptural elements, and that signature loud luxury. Even with creative transitions, the house continues to embody fearless maximalist energy.

These standout Versace pieces scream pure, unfiltered maximalist fire:

Gucci embraces eclectic, layered maximalism with vibrant patterns, heritage twists, and playful details that celebrate personality and bold mixing.

Vibrant Gucci runway shots that perfectly nail the eclectic maximalist mood:

Moschino reminds that playfulness is alive and well, with over-the-top, colorful, witty maximalist designs that mix patterns and textures in the most fun way.

These Moschino backstage/runway shots show the bold, eclectic chaos we're loving:

Other major players include Chanel (under Matthieu Blazy's direction, adding feathery, colorful drama and whimsical volumes), Bottega Veneta (tactile textures and joy-inducing shades), Balenciaga (wild proportions and feathers), and Chloé (boho-infused maximalism with lace and prints). Emerging voices like Meryll Rogge bring electric pops of color, while houses like Dior and Givenchy add whimsical, statement-driven silhouettes.

This "mindful maximalism" isn't about piling on everything—it's strategic: one hero piece paired with thoughtful balance. It's empowering, nostalgic, and perfect for shaking off winter blues. Are you ready to embrace the chaos? Here are a few ideas on how to style this look:

This outfit:

With these shoes:

This outfit:

These shoes:

This shirt:

These jeans:

These shoes:

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Thanks, Piper!

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