The Monday Over Night Thread (8/31/26) The Dental Plan Has Expired Edition (Short)

Two weeks ago in the midst of writing my Monday ONT my old PC died. The admirable CBD filled in and completed my task. You owe him big time. Thanks CBD.

Quote I

Voluntary ignorance is the American condition. In the form of a smartphone, a citizen carries in his pocket the complete Federalist, Madison’s notes on the Convention, every ratification debate, and all of Blackstone, and he uses the device to watch strangers dance. Cicero warned that to remain ignorant of what came before you were born is to remain forever a child. We have raised a nation of toddlers holding voter-registration cards. Joe Wolverton II, J.D.

Quote II

"It's been two weeks since he showed me his junk. You shouldn't have to be afraid in your own neighborhood to walk a trail. ... That's what they built it for." Jeanne Wolverton

Let's take a look at our friendly know-nothings working for the federal government. Any one in the private sector who would push this would lose his/her/whatever position. Ugh.

Your Carry-On Might Be Too Big for the TSA’s New Scanners

In an effort to expedite the screening process, the TSA has spent the last several years installing new, highly advanced scanners at airports across the country. But for all the security benefits these machines offer, there’s a potential snag when it comes to carry-on luggage: The bag you’ve been traveling with for years may be too big for the new devices. Here’s what you need to know to avoid this possible headache.

What in the name of Allah is happening in Michigan? The recent statewide convention of Democrats Communists saw their beloved Jewish lesbian Attorney General refuse to attend because of safety concerns.

The convention is also being held just a few weeks after Abdul El-Sayed, a vocal critic of Israel who describes their military actions as "genocide," narrowly edged Stevens to win the Democratic Senate nomination for a crucial seat the Democrats must hold in the midterm elections.

So Jewish lesbians aren't secure. What about indigenous lands?
If you are going to blow wet sloppy meaningless kisses at least pronounce their tribes correctly.

Things that make me laugh for $500, please.

One of my more recent favorites of Mr. Morrison's.......

Is it sad or is it happy? September.

One of the very first songs of his I heard..................

Just imagine reading the following in Bugs Bunny's voice, "What's up Doc Genius Award Winner"

Dog walker ‘distressed’ after seeing man put carrot up his bum at nature reserve

The Horde is our Jury this evening.

L’Osteria Mondello in Cheyenne had been having an especially busy Friday when someone placed an order for 18 pizzas.

“We had like over 40 pizzas in the same time,” owner Dave Agovic told Cowboy State Daily.

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