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August 31, 2026

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Ben Wolf

The Battle.

What is going on here? Note the baby goat in background.

Cats have no boundaries, and their jurisdiction is infinite.

Cute couple.

Another cute pair.

Helping a baby goat who got stuck in a canal.

She's a real lady.

A family of bears was rescued from a deep cistern in California.

“They were just scared to death.”

California Fish and Wildlife officials are trying to figure out how to free three bears trapped inside what appears to be a water cistern.

The bears were discovered by two cyclists who heard howling and what sounded like animals in distress at… pic.twitter.com/k9FDR7zJsQ
— ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) August 30, 2026

Although they were totally out of control, we should all be happy that they are safe. Perhaps they will learn the error of their ways. Or should I say the bear-or of their ways. No I probably shouldn't say that and neither should you.

And why were the cyclists there? Cyclists should mind their own business and keep their noses out of everything. Probably selling drugs!!!

Pupper wants be petted..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/cS9M8MgTCw
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 31, 2026

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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The bears were discovered by two cyclists who heard howling and what sounded like animals in distress at… pic.twitter.com/k9FDR7zJsQ — ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) August 30, 2026 Although they were totally out of control, we should all be happy that they are safe. Perhaps they will learn the error of their ways. Or should I say the bear-or of their ways. No I probably shouldn't say that and neither should you. And why were the cyclists there? Cyclists should mind their own business and keep their noses out of everything. Probably selling drugs!!! 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