Saturday Night Club ONT - January 10, 2026 [Double Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT - A collaboration of the Double D's - The Disco and The Dino.

One less D than when we started this thing. Adjust your expectations accordingly. The place might look a little different, but it will still open on time, and it will still only be as classy as the patrons. Yeah, that means YOU! Oh boy...

[Top photo:John Moulton Barn, Grand Teton National Park. Photo Credit: NPS]

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

He says to sales lady "I would like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the sales lady asked "what kind of bra?"

He repeated a "Baptist bra, she said to tell you she wanted a Baptist bra, and you would know what she wanted."

"Ah now I remember" said the sales lady, "we don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused a little flustered, the man asks "So, what are the differences?"

The lady responded "It's all really quite simple a Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps things staunch and upright."

He mused on the information for a minute and then asks "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

"They" she replied "make mountains out of molehills."

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Related comment of the week:

(It was either going to be here or in the comments. Might as well embrace and put it front and center.)

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Someone say boobies?

Drink of the Night

Playing card cocktail tonight. We're still on the FOURs. As fate would have it on the first night without him, this one is in honor of our "D emeritus"

Just kidding, Doggo. You know we still think you're a good boy.

Club ONT News Desk

AI-generated police report states Utah officer was turned into a frog

A Utah police department's use of artificial intelligence led to a police report stating - falsely - that an officer had been transformed into a frog.

The Heber City Police Department started using a pair of AI programs, Draft One and Code Four, to automatically generate police reports from body camera footage in December.

A report generated by the Draft One program mistakenly reported that an officer had been turned into a frog.

Club ONT Gameroom

We have one of these on order!

Club ONT Music

Double Entendre Edition

What other songs fit the bill?

Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Unsolicited Satisfied Patron Comments of the week:

Overlooked comment from late 2025:

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Thank you for your continued patronage of Club ONT. We regret to inform you that the "Club ONT 2026 Suggestion Box" has gone missing, so we will be unable to implement anything you may have jotted down and dropped in there. The box was last seen in Doggo's possession. On a completely unrelated note, Doggo was last seen digging a hole out back and burying something. We may never know what he was doing.

posted by Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

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