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September 08, 2026

Daily Tech News 8 September 2026

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There's no news today, almost as if everyone has been celebrating labour by not doing any.
Brave is prettier, smarter, and smells better than any other browser, says Brave. (Brave)

Okay, Brave's mom.

Tech News

We have a year to fix security everywhere. (jyn)

Working on it, buddy.

Got a wiki? Fuck you, go to jail, says Google. (Weird Gloop)

Well, that's helpful. I'm already replacing AWS, do I need to replace Google as well?
Continuing work on my software suite - I will get back to my book, I just took a detour to solve literally ever other problem first. Nothing terribly exciting added today; still porting Hack to a never-was computer and Ada to a bytecode runtime. I did add the ability to branch databases for testing - one command (and a little time, though the database never locks) and you have a copy of the entire database available for testing, that you can throw away once you're done, or split off and use standalone.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: I write Ada now. Ada is cool.

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Continuing work on my software suite - I will get back to my book, I just took a detour to solve literally ever other problem first. Nothing terribly exciting added today; still porting Hack to a never-was computer and Ada to a bytecode runtime. I did add the ability to branch databases for testing - one command (and a little time, though the database never locks) and you have a copy of the entire database available for testing, that you can throw away once you're done, or split off and use standalone. Musical Interlude Disclaimer: I write Ada now. 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