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March 27, 2013

New Miami Dolphins Logo and Colors Leaked; The Dolphin Will Be Muscular and Giving a Sexy, Roguish Wink, and Their Team Colors Will Be Black, Highlighted By Extremely Dark Charcoal

Just kidding about that, actually.

Their new dolphin logo won't have the helmet, and they say they're going back to colors more like their original colors, "true aqua and true orange."

I honestly wouldn't even have noticed the lack of a helmet. I forgot the dolphin had a helmet. Honestly, gun to my head, I couldn't even have told you it was actually a dolphin. For all I know it might have been Gloria Estefan on a jet-ski.

The team says this will constitute a "complete re-branding." I say that's the kind of thing PR people say about everything. Like "this will constitute a full-spectrum repositioning of the brand in the market with complete exploitation of all synergistic efficiencies." These people should be made to shut up or speak properly.

Actually this post is a complete waste of time and I don't know why I bothered. I guess I just want to say that Pixy has been alerted about the comment sitch.


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