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March 27, 2013

Dr. Ben Carson Diagnoses Toure As "Unintelligent"

Toure, whose area of expertise is Being Black, attacked Ben Carson as an Uncle Tom, someone who exists just to "assuage white people's guilt" about being racist. Incidentally, this is exactly what he said about Herman Cain, too. So, in addition to saying stupid things, he also recycles all of his stupid things. He is uncreative in his stupidities.

Ben Carson addresses that on Megyn Kelly starting at around 1:55. He calls the sort of people who cannot address actual policy and philosophical questions and who are thus required to only speak in personal attacks, "unintelligent."

Rush Limbaugh also addressed Toure, calling him a young fool.

I don't know why people say "young" as an insult. First of all, Toure is not that young. He was born in 1971. Yes, 1971. When Toure was born, George Harrison's All Things Must Pass was the number one album.

He is actually becoming far too old to gracefully play the juvenile.

Second of all, "young" has no good effect as an insult on people. Young people love calling themselves young. Meghan McCain can't write type a single column without congratulating herself on being young, as if she worked real hard to arrive at her current age.

I'm sure Toure, who actually departed the category of "young" before Lost debuted, is delighted to be called young.

Just saying, it's not an effective insult to call people by things they consider compliments.

He's an idiot. Let's leave it at that.

You can also try "punkmouth."

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