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March 27, 2013

One Last Little Bite On Your Leg

HumpDay Ace-A-Thon Wrapup

Good Morning darling hearts!

That pain you are experiencing is one last wee petite hunchback bite on your wallet-leg. Yes, the Ace-A-Thon continues but is drawing to a close. Like certain reptiles, Ace gorges only a few times per year and must make these means last over long empty stretches of bad hobo hunting.

Please consider transferring some part of your vast millions to Ace (via either the PayPal link on the top-left-sidebar of this blog, or by doing some Amazon shopping via the link at the top-right-sidebar of this blog).

It's a nice thing to do.

Also, hunchback bites are dangerously septic and you should see a doctor immediately. If the bite starts to fizz, forget first aid and just use a saw.

Unplanned Addendum: I was about to post this when Ace put up a totally uncharacteristic morning post. Does it seem to you guys that he has been squishing the ace-a-thon posts on purpose when he can?

Hah. He is seriously uncomfortable when we do this fundraising thing. It's cute.


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