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Happy Monday.

Intrade shut down yesterday, apparently amid some legal troubles.

A Maryland state legislator proposed legislation to restrain the authority of school administrators to discipline a student who “brings to school or possesses” an image of a gun or an object that might look like a gun but isn’t one. The bill also includes a mandatory counseling provision for administrators who can't tell the difference between a gun and a thing that sort-of resembles a gun, like a pop-tart or a finger.

Harvard searched the email accounts of several staff members last year after word of a major cheating scandal made the papers. School administrators were looking for the source of the leak.

Oy. 2,800 decomposing pigs found in the river supplying Shanghai's drinking water. Yay, China.

President Obama's favorability numbers dropped precipitously last month from 66/32 approve/disapprove to 56/41 . . . in New York. I have no idea the reason or significance.

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The bill also includes a mandatory counseling provision for administrators who can't tell the difference between a gun and a thing that sort-of resembles a gun, like a pop-tart or a finger. Harvard searched the email accounts of several staff members last year after word of a major cheating scandal made the papers. School administrators were looking for the source of the leak. Oy. 2,800 decomposing pigs found in the river supplying Shanghai's drinking water. Yay, China. President Obama's favorability numbers dropped precipitously last month from 66/32 approve/disapprove to 56/41 . . . in New York. 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