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March 08, 2013

AP Reporter Tweets Picture of "Gun Control Bingo," Lampooning 2nd Amendment Supporters, Calling It "Awesome;"
When Called On It, Claims "Awesome" =/= Endorsement

You know, there was a tactic I used to use as a child when I was caught doing something, which sometimes worked. This tactic is called "Just Lying Like a Child."

But then I became a man and was told that lying was childish and cowardly and that real man ought to tell the truth.

This idea does not seem fashionable among our Lie Like a Child press nor among our Lie Like a Child government.

When Called On It, Claims "Awesome" =/= Endorsement&bodytext=You know, there was a tactic I used to use as a child when I was caught doing something, which sometimes worked. This tactic is called "Just Lying Like a Child." But then I became a man and was told...&topic=world_news"> digg this

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AP Reporter Tweets Picture of "Gun Control Bingo," Lampooning 2nd Amendment Supporters, Calling It "Awesome;"When Called On It, Claims "Awesome" =/= Endorsement

AP Reporter Tweets Picture of "Gun Control Bingo," Lampooning 2nd Amendment Supporters, Calling It "Awesome;"
When Called On It, Claims "Awesome" =/= Endorsement