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March 13, 2013

Flashback: Sean Connery, Proponent of the Joe Biden "Nothin' Wrong With Slapping a Dame" Rule

Man, I miss the 80s.

If you forget this, you have to listen for his definition of the circumstances that make slapping a woman "appropriate."

"Or a Woman:" Adam Carolla's favorite clip, below.

Carolla loves that clip. It was from the eighties, when feminists insisted on making everyone say "or a woman" after things like "for a man to become president..."

Sometimes including women in every sentence resulted in unfortunate, but funny, results.

via @therealpebo

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