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March 28, 2013

FAQ: How Should I Answer My Lady When She Asks If Another Woman Is Attractive?

This question perplexes some men.

The Savvy Man looks upon it not as a trap but something close to a gift.

Alternate Gambit: Offer up very vague statements that sound like criticisms, but are so without meaning that no one can pin you down on quite what you mean.

Example One: Well, she's got a bit of wallaby sort of look to her, doesn't she?

Example Two: She's a bit diagonal for my tastes.

Another Savvy Man Answer: RW wrote:

My wife once asked me "is it true that all men really think about having a threesome? If so, who do you think about?"

Answer: "Yes. And, two of you."

Outstanding.


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