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Check The Left Sidebar For MoMe Notices! Legendary Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, has passed away at age 76. R-E-S-P-E-C-T for one of the greatest voices in pop music history, RIP
Tonight's Reading: I got a hankering to read "The Most Dangerous Game" for the first time since seventh grade so I downloaded it on Kindle. I think it's 45 cents or 50 cents. So far, the writing isn't that terrific, and the dialogue so far is poorly-disguised exposition, but I just got to the part where he got on to the island. I'm hoping it gets better.
Standing for the National Anthem and acting like a grown up only hurts your cause. Kareem Abdul Jabar and the other spoiled babies don't get it. [Mis. Hum.]
Tim Pool Vidcast: Gender Studies Professor who claimed that Jordan Peterson's message was "if women put out more, men wouldn't have to rape" accused of sexual harassment
"An internationally well-known expert on masculinity" and the "world's most prominent male feminist," LOL
Have I mentioned LOL?
Apparently he's widely hailed by feminists for always lecturing men on "how to be better"
Men have better sex with emotionally unstable women Wait a second! I thought we had a rule about this! [CBD]
The Washington Post's Aaron Blake Suggests the Daily Caller's Report on Peter Strzok's New Twitter Account is FakeNews, Then Actually Bothers to Look Into It to Find the Daily Caller is Right; Amazingly, He Then Cautions People to "Be Careful" with Claims Made on Twitter
What he does is introduce a fake Strzok Twitter account, one that the Daily Caller did not report as being Strzok's, and claim a partial victory by saying many people are retweeting that fake account, so somehow this means he was right to be cautious about the Daily Caller's correct and accurate reporting on the real account
The RINO Cutie-Patooties Are Having Another Fake Flirt-Fight, This Time Over the Important Issue of Mayonnaise
What bothers me about this, I realized, is that these people all use a form of tweeting that broadcasts this nonsense out to all of their followers, instead of merely spewing their nonsense back-and-forth in conversations with each other, in which case, people would have to follow the chain of replies back-and-forth to read the bullshit. There's a way to tweet to get maximum exposure and a way to tweet to get less exposure; these princesses always opt for the "Maximum Exposure" method.
They think this is so amusing and so wonderful they think Everyone on Twitter should see it, Must see it.
They seem to think they're actually celebrities here to delight us with their wit, and they think everyone is just so excited to see these glittering nothings banter homoerotically back and forth, like they're panelists on the world's worst 24/7 talk show for ugly people.
Oh My: The Fun-a-Palooza just never ends. The lovely and talented Bill Kristol is talking up his Mayonnaise Act on the Weekly Standard's podcast today.
Washington Post Now Pearl-Clutching Over "Sexist" Patch Worn By Biker With Whom Trump Posed for a Picture
The patch said something like "Tits & Guns" over a cartoon rendition of a pair of boobs and a pair of pistols. Heavens to Murgatroyd! I feel the vapors coming on!
Democracy dies in Goth Girl hysterics
And so I guess it stands to reason that the Washington Post must have been really scandalized by this! But no, of course not; that they found earthy and charming.
Observation from an Anonymous Commentator About CNN Bragging That It Gets the Most Mentions on Twitter, Without Noting That It's Only Getting the Most Mentions Because It's a Garbage Fire Everyone Makes Fun of and Has Absolutely No Respect For: "It's like the cookie in the middle patting itself on the back for being the focus of everyone around it in the circle jerk."
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