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January 06, 2015

So Right Here Is a Joke I Wrote

So, the official story is that Harry Reid was tugging on an exercise band which snapped and hit him right in the eye (rather like a punch) and then caused him to fall to the ground and break his ribs (rather like being kicked while down).

That is recounted here.

Here is what Harry Reid looks like after his alleged violent encounter with an exercise band:


And so here is the joke I have written for you.



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posted by Ace at 03:02 PM

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