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January 06, 2015

So Right Here Is a Joke I Wrote

So, the official story is that Harry Reid was tugging on an exercise band which snapped and hit him right in the eye (rather like a punch) and then caused him to fall to the ground and break his ribs (rather like being kicked while down).

That is recounted here.

Here is what Harry Reid looks like after his alleged violent encounter with an exercise band:

Working from home on doctor's orders. Just wrapped up a good meeting with my leadership team. pic.twitter.com/x1tUee9Mg3
— Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid) January 6, 2015

And so here is the joke I have written for you.

just like Senator Harry Reid, one time an exercise band snapped and hit me hard in the face when I was sucking its dick
— LeContredicteur (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 6, 2015

posted by Ace at 03:02 PM

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