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The Left, Get This, Gins Up Another Febrile Outrage About the Palins | Main | Transformative: Since 2009, "Government" Has Moved from Voters' Fourth Biggest Concern to Top Problem
January 02, 2015

Florida Man, Florida Woman Spend Two Days In Closet They Believe Themselves Locked Inside.
But The Door Is Actually Open.
Update: Human Feces Found Inside Unlocked Closet.

A fast-moving story about a couple who puts the duh in Floriduh.

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a Daytona State College closet for two days until police let them out Tuesday -- and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.

After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.

Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out. It's unclear why Arwood didn't call 911 until Tuesday.

A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.

The pair was charged with trespassing. They have, get this, prior arrest records.


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