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Pitch Meeting: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
He spends a lot of time on the powerful magical artifact in the movie: the Inflatable Raft of Gravity Mastery

Wizards of the Coast has ended all racism. Huzzah! Orcs are no longer stand-ins for blacks. Wait, they had been? Well, that's what the woke left says. So Hasbro, the enlightened progressive corporation, has made it official: Orcs are not black.
They're Mexican. Problem solved!
WTF, dude. What the everloving eff. Via Clownfish.

Douglas Murray absolutely merks paid Hamas propagandist (and former MSNBC host) Mehdi Hassan at the Munk debate on antisemitism and the "anti-Zionism" it's usually disguised as
One style point deducted from Douglas Murray because he is very mean on a personal level, but two points rewarded because Mehdi Hassan deserves it so much
Murray brings up Pakistan, a state "created" about the same time as Israel, and notes that if someone said "I think the state of Pakistan should be abolished, and I don't believe Pakistanis have the right to their own state," we would not believe them when they then added, "Of course, I have nothing against the Pakistani people myself..."

Cheap Fake? Guess what? The term was pre-programmed in Feb 2023:
.... @SonofHas
LOL
"Cheap fake" was coined by Joan Donovan
Donovan is that "misinformation expert" who got fired by Harvard last year
..... Posted by: weft-cut loop

America, the home of the "free," where the state-funded psyops never, ever end

"F*** you, Bill O'Reilly:" Dan Bongino calls out Bill O'Reilly as a grifter and a "cancer" in our movement. Language warning, of course.
Thanks to Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The claims that the fences erected around the Supreme Court indicated a pro-Trump ruling on the way are false; the video of the fences was from the Roe v. Wade decision in 2022
AP article here. Not that I trust AP, mind you.

Nathan Wade looks and sounds like Cookie Monster

Legendary actor Donald Sutherland is dead at age 88
I always like seeing him in anything.

Update: The Lesbian Space Witches' "the power of one, the power of two, the power of man-y" chant has become one of the biggest mockery-memes on the internet. Chris Gore has a very off-color interpretation.

JT, are you around? Hi! People miss you. Drop in and say hello, why don't ya?

Celebrate Juneteenth!
[Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD]

Loss Of A Legend: Baseball Great Willie Mays Dies At 93-Years-Old Mays is certainly in the top five greatest baseball players of all time, and it is a defensible argument to suggest that he was the greatest! RIP.
[CBD]

US Appeals Court Allows Gas Pipeline Expansion in Northeast I don't care whether we need the capacity. But it irritates the whining Karens and watermelons in my old stomping grounds, and that is just awesome! [CBD]

The cheap fake is calling from INSIDE BIDEN'S BRAIN!
His dementia has reached stage 4 "Homering"

The 2nd best Star Trek film, Galaxy Quest, is free on YouTube right now.

Biden during a performance of Nessun dorma ("No one is sleeping")

Joe Mannix joins us to discuss the geopolitical and financial implications of the end of the Petrodollar Pact, the continuing saga of Joe Biden's galloping senility and who is really running our government, Is Jew-Hate special, or just part of the left's playbook, and unionize at your peril if you have no power!

via Piper, how Italy is covering Biden: "Long pauses, eyes closed, voice weak: Biden and the new doubts about his health"

Controversy brewing over abrupt closure of 3 OCF Coffee House shops in Philly There's no controversy. They wanted to unionize. The owner said, "See Ya!" [CBD]

Two-year-old slops some paint on a canvas and sells the painting for $11,000; Democrats praise him as "the young Hunter Biden"

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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The Dowd-O-Matic!

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