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July 28, 2022

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Need a laugh? I'm pretty sure this is actually seriously meant:

Recession propaganda won't be able to influence people once BBB starts to take hold. The final passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.

Posted by: Sid

I remember my first beer, Sid. I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother.

From last week, and I'm surprised this shock story didn't get more coverage: Hunter Biden's marriage is on the rocks.

You don't say.

Hunter Biden's marriage to filmmaker Melissa Cohen is on the rocks under the pressure of the federal investigation into him, say insiders.

Ohhhhh... Hunter Biden's marriage is in trouble because of pressure due to federal investigations into him. Right right right right right. I was going to say, yeah, that would be the most likely cause of marital friction involving Hunter Biden.

One source close to the couple said, "They never go anywhere because they've been instructed to stay out of sight and away from the cameras while the investigation into Hunter continues.

Well if there's one thing Hunter Biden naturally shies away from, it's cameras.

"Added to the pressure, the Secret Service lives in a much larger mansion next door to them and they watch over Hunter like hawks. It is extremely frustrating for both of them."

I'm sure it's no box of chocolate for the Secret Service to have to watch over Captain Crackhead and the Mystery Hookers, either.

Are we really at the stage where Hunter Biden is planting stories in the press to drum up public sympathy for his plight?!?!

Oh, and Hunter Biden and his sister-in-law-slash-illicit-lover are squabbling over a cherished family heirloom Crack-Box.

HUNTER Biden and his sister-in-law turned lover Hallie had a blazing fight over a crack rock found hidden behind a picture of his late brother Beau.

President Joe Biden's son, 52, lashed out at Hallie, 47, after claiming to have discovered a designer Hermes box containing what appears to be drug paraphernalia and hard drugs at her home in Wilmington, Delaware.

Classy. This family is one step away from breeding pit-bulls for dogfighting.

Do you feel your norms restoring?

Disgraced Nepot and Covid Resources Embezzler and Covid Recovery Faker Chris Cuomo recently started, what else, a podcast, where he made the fairly startling claim that "Journalists don't usually share personal opinions or positions."

It's a lie of such incredible potency you could make a salt crystal out of it and use it like a drug. In fact, Hunter Biden just did. There it goes, Hunter Biden just smoked Christ Cuomo's crack-lie. It's gone now. And now Hunter Biden is planting a story in the New York Post that he's only high because Secret Service agents are "nosy nosertons."

Chris Cuomo will be on TV again. Sort of. He'll be on a small channel I've never heard of called News Nation, or NN. It's like two thirds of CNN.

The male transgender -- which the media calls "the transgender woman," the transgender woman with a penis who has had sex with two real women in a woman's prison and impregnated them -- has been removed from the women's prison.

Probably because "the transgender woman" with the penis was knocking up too many of the non-transgender women with his feminine penis and its womanly sperm.

A transgender inmate who impregnated two women while incarcerated at Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women has been moved to a new facility, according to the Department of Corrections.

Demi Minor, 27, was transferred to Garden State Youth Correctional Facility, a prison for young adult offenders in Burlington County, last month, Dan Sperrazza, a Department of Corrections spokesman, said.

He said the DOC moved Minor to the vulnerable unit at the facility and that she is currently the only woman prisoner on the site. Sperrazza said he could not comment on the DOC's specific housing actions in Minor's case because of policies around privacy.

The transgender woman with the completely-female penis who has penis-in-vagina sex with women but totally in a lesbian way was in the womens' prison thanks to leftwing politics and also a lawsuit from the ACLU.

The totally-female transgender who is totally not scamming the system is in jail for carjacking and manslaughter, and says she is the Real Victim Here.

In a scathing post on her Justice 4 Demi blog, Minor has described how she was allegedly misgendered and abused by guards during the transfer to the prison for your adults in Burlington County.

The woman was placed on suicide watch after she tried to hang herself during the transfer.

Minor also alleged she was held at New Jersey State Prison for a brief time, during which security referred to her as "a he" over 30 times.

Oh my. It's literally torture.

Minor added: "Mentally I have not been myself and I am losing my essence. The Demi, who wants to wear make-up and hangout with her friends is not permitted here.

"They [officers] have said that I can have my make-up but the truth is we know its a death wish, its literally going to cause more harassment.

"I have accepted that I am in a male facility but I have not accepted nor will I ever agree to or accept that I am anything other than a woman who happens to be transgender."

Who likes to bang women with his penis.

The only thing that would make this better is if he is also a groomer.

Over the years, Minor has become a juvenile justice advocate.

There you go.

The World's Oldest Fake Thirty-Something Taylor Lorenz accused an autistic minority man who was apparently doing nothing except standing on a public street at a public event of stalking her, all because he had previously set up an account where he copied all the stuff she posted online.

She took offense to that, and claimed it was stalking, which caused people to wonder: Why? Isn't that Taylor Lorenz's entire fake "journalism" gig, keeping people's entire digital histories stored for future exploitation? Why shouldn't her every digital word be preserved for future reference? If we have no privacy from, no right to be digitally forgotten by, Taylor Lorenz, why should she have these things from/by us?

Oh I know, that's right, because she's a Woman in "Journalism" and the rules are special for this Swiss boarding school rich bitch.

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