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July 14, 2022
Donald Trump's First Wife Ivana Dies at Age 73
Pretty young in this era. I just saw that people say that being "old" doesn't even begin until age 73.6.
Especially if you're wealthy.
They don't say what the cause is.
Ivana Trump, the ex-wife of former President Donald Trump, has died at age 73, the family told ABC News.
"Our mother was an incredible woman -- a force in business, a world-class athlete, a radiant beauty, and caring mother and friend," the Trump family said in a statement.
"Ivana Trump was a survivor. She fled from communism and embraced this country. She taught her children about grit and toughness, compassion and determination," the family said. "She will be dearly missed by her mother, her three children and ten grandchildren."
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In a statement on his platform Truth Social, Donald Trump remembered Ivana as a "wonderful, beautiful, and amazing woman, who led a great and inspirational life."
More has been added; paramedics were responding to a call about a heart attack around 12:30 eastern today.
She grew up under communist rule in Czechoslovakia.
Question: Commenters are wondering what the first outlet to attack Ivana will be.
My question is this: what lefty will write the first "What Ivana would tell us, if she could" ventriloquism-of-the-dead piece?
Maureen Dowd, maybe?
David "Bus Stop Toilet" French?