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Cultists of the Ebon Moon working at CERN are not opening up a portal to Hell. (USA Today)

"There is no truth to the claim that cul- er, scientists at CERN are communicating with demonic entities and using the collider to open up a portal to Hell," spokesthing Ba'al Demonovic told USA Today in an eerie dream. "We're going to need a much larger accelerator to accomplish that."

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The all-new Dell XPS 13 Plus sucks. (The Verge)

They tried to combine the worst features of the MacBook Air and the trackbar models of the MacBook Pro, and succeeded too well. And then they added a battery-draining OLED display.
TSMC has completed primary construction of their new 5nm fab (chip factory) in Arizona. (Tom's Hardware)

It will take about 18 months to fit out the building with services and equipment before production begins in early 2024.

Disclaimer: I will not live in the pod. I will not eat the bugs. I will not be distracted by the - ooh, shiny.

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