Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/30/22) Probably Too Many Videos, You Be The Judge Edition

I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”

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Apologies up front, I am sorry I am reporting news/current events on what should be a lighthearted ONT. ***SNORT-SNORT***

Biden tests positive for COVID in 'rebound' case, doctor says
Biden tested positive for a 'rebound' infection of COVID-19

President Biden tested positive for COVID-19 in a "rebound" case on Saturday, according to the White House.

"As described last week, acknowledging the potential for so-called ‘rebound’ COVID positivity observed in a small percentage of patients treated with PAXLOVID the President increased his testing cadence, both to protect people around him and to assure early detection of any return of viral replication," White House Doctor Dr. Kevin O'Connor said.

O'Connor said in the letter that Biden tested negative for COVID-19 on Tuesday evening, Wednesday morning, Thursday morning, and Friday morning, but tested positive on Saturday morning by an antigen test.

Do you think Kamala is on her knees blowing praying for Mush Brain's demise?

Something tells me the event sounds better in one's mind than in real life. NEWS YOU CAN USE ON . . . NAKED BIKING?

Like everyone, I get a lot of unsolicited emails with the classic clickbait trick of offering a “top ten” list or something like it. I usually delete or block them without opening, but this one succeeded in getting the click, and I am sure it is news some Power Line readers will want to know (whether as a list of where to avoid, or cycle to, I leave to you to decide):

Love feeling the wind in your hair — and all over your body — while riding on two wheels?

There are U.S. cities where that’s not only legal but also celebrated, so what are 2022’s Best Cities for Naked Biking?

LawnStarter ranked the 200 biggest U.S. cities ahead of upcoming World Naked Bike Rides like the one in St. Louis on July 30.

A guy who didn't long enough. His humor was outstanding..............

Quite the ordeal. Quite the story. Disaster at 18,200 feet - The story of what really happened when a mountaineer fell 1,000 feet while summiting North America's tallest peak, Denali

None of them noticed the fall. One moment, Adam Rawski was with them on the mountain. The next, he was gone.

It was May 24, 2021, around Day 15 of their trek up Denali, North America's tallest peak. There was Grant Wilson and Sarah Maynard, Alaska natives and close friends since high school who were now in their early 20s; Rawski, a 31-year-old clean technology executive from Canada, who had befriended them on the mountain a week earlier; and Dr. Jason Lance, a 48-year-old radiologist from Utah who had paired up with Rawski at the last minute after both of their climbing partners turned back.

The four had hoped to summit that day. But Rawski was exhausted and showing signs of altitude sickness. He couldn't go any further. Just over a thousand feet from the summit, they had no choice but to stop and turn back.

It's not the fall but the abrupt stop that usually proves injurious.

Is anything safe to say without causing bruised feelings? PETA Asks People To Use Alternatives To Animal-Oriented Insults, Gets Ridiculed In Return

PETA is at it again. Now they want people to stop using supremacist language and perpetuate speciesism. Needless to say, the internet was very entertained by this demand.

NSFW-Bill Burr

On this day: July 30, 2014 - Dick Wagner
American rock guitarist, and songwriter Dick Wagner, who worked with Alice Cooper and Lou Reed died from a lung infection aged 71. One of the best-known songs written by Wagner is 'Only Women Bleed', which was one of Alice Coppers biggest hits. via thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this day: July 30, 1941 - Paul Anka
Canadian-American singer, songwriter and actor Paul Anka. He had the 1957 UK & US No.1 single 'Diana' which sold over 9 million copies world-wide. He wrote many classic songs including the English lyrics to Claude François and Jacques Revaux's music for Frank Sinatra's signature song, 'My Way' which has been recorded by many, including Elvis Presley. Two songs he co-wrote with Michael Jackson, 'This Is It' and 'Love Never Felt So Good' became posthumous hits for Jackson. via thisdayinmusic.com

Russian booze + hand/eye coordination= Genius Award Winner. Video style.

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