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Daily Tech News 24 June 2026 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 23, 2026 [Doof] It's Too Darned Hot Cafe AGAIN: The BBC Fake-Apologizes For Deliberately Covering Up for "Trans Woman" Who Threatened to Murder Little Girls At School for the Crime of "Misgendering" Woke Prophet James Talarico Is So Convinced of His Chuch of Progressivism Dogma He's Busy Deleting It All From His Website to Snooker Texas Voters North Texas Antifa Cell Members Recieve Combined 450 Years as Sentence for "Protest" Involving Shooting of a Cop in the Neck Politico: Senator Reuben Gallego (Who Fancies Himself a Candidate for President or VP in 2028) Shared a Joint Back Account With His F***buddy Eric Swalwell, Used His Campaign Kitty to Pay for Personal Expenses Under Threat of Anti-Trust Action, Un-American MLB Walks Back Threat to Discipline Players for Daring to Include Biblical References on Their Forced Gay Cosplay Hats Two More Leftwing Incels Charged In Planned UFC Mass Casualty Attack; Another Incel Kills Two People in Montreal Absent Friends
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Quick HitsRepulsive opportunist Alyssa Farah Griffin has flip-flopped on so many conservative positions that even other NeverTrumpers like Bill Kristol, Tim Miller, Jonathan Last, Jim Swift, Rick Wilson and Jen Rubin are taken aback. "What changed?" Hochman asked. "For one thing, Farah was on the cusp of securing a CNN contributor contract, and was auditioning for Meghan McCain's former spot on The View. Right around the same time, she began to emerge as an increasingly loud critic of the GOP." And now she's earned her reward. This skank has been chosen to pretend to represent the "conservative" point of view on ABC's Aging Yentas With Floppy Gunts Yell For an Hour.
Note the strange question from a lazy worker about whether special days off for, I guess, stress and "self-care" granted during the covid lockdowns would continue... post-covid. This asked during a speech announcing that people were going to have to increase their performance if they wanted to keep their jobs. Mark Zuckerberg failed to conceal his annoyance with an employee who asked about vacation days during a meeting in which the Meta CEO revealed plans to cut underperforming workers, according to a report. I hate Zuckerberg -- obviously -- and I think people should have vacations and I think workers should ask about their own compensation and vacation packages. But asking if "days off for covid" will continue post-covid? Yeah, fire that guy. They pull this trick every week in Marvel and DC Comics -- [X] character who's been around for 60 years is now gay! -- so why not in Star Wars? No one cares about any of these properties any longer so they should just cut right to the chase and make them all gay. That is the ultimate goal, why slowplay it? Possibly a parody -- legions of "Honest UK Citizens" want to know why people won't give Boris a chance, using the identical language as the Honest Citizens who support Biden. Noted Fartclam Model Hope Solo confesses her alcohol problem. Former US women's national team goalkeeper Hope Solo reflected on her challenges with alcohol in a lengthy statement on Instagram, calling her DWI in March "the worst mistake of [her] life." The worst mistake of your life was the decision not to get anal bleaching. His Master's Voice:
Kamala announces her pronouns, and also adopts the trendy new leftist habit of describing yourself so that the blind know what you look like. Strangely, this always involves specifying hair color and what color clothing you're wearing, even though many (most?) blind people are blind since birth and don't know what these color terms really mean.
Thank goodness Kamala doesn't describe how she smells.
The date was with another transbian. But the transbian friend wasn't told the date was with a transbian. He thought the date was with a real woman. And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny. ![]() So, despite transexuals' claims that no one should be "prejudiced" against transexuals and that we shouldn't favor one actual sex as far as mating preferences -- that, they say, is just "dating a set of genitals instead of dating a person" -- we see from this story that transexuals themselves are in fact prejudiced against transexuals, and themselves have a specific set of genitals they want on a dating partner, and get angry when they're set up with a fake woman who has either a fake vagina or a penis. Which we should all have known anyway, because otherwise, they wouldn't be so insistent on dating non-transexuals. If they had no particular preference for normally-gendered people, they wouldn't pressure normally-gendered people into dating them. They would just shrug it off and date other transexuals. But they don't. Oh, brother: Bradley Cooper is "dating" Huma Abedin. Bradley Cooper is... quite an actor, huh? Maybe they can double-date with Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson. What a foursome they would make. | Recent Comments
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Daily Tech News 24 June 2026 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 23, 2026 [Doof] It's Too Darned Hot Cafe AGAIN: The BBC Fake-Apologizes For Deliberately Covering Up for "Trans Woman" Who Threatened to Murder Little Girls At School for the Crime of "Misgendering" Woke Prophet James Talarico Is So Convinced of His Chuch of Progressivism Dogma He's Busy Deleting It All From His Website to Snooker Texas Voters North Texas Antifa Cell Members Recieve Combined 450 Years as Sentence for "Protest" Involving Shooting of a Cop in the Neck Politico: Senator Reuben Gallego (Who Fancies Himself a Candidate for President or VP in 2028) Shared a Joint Back Account With His F***buddy Eric Swalwell, Used His Campaign Kitty to Pay for Personal Expenses Under Threat of Anti-Trust Action, Un-American MLB Walks Back Threat to Discipline Players for Daring to Include Biblical References on Their Forced Gay Cosplay Hats Two More Leftwing Incels Charged In Planned UFC Mass Casualty Attack; Another Incel Kills Two People in Montreal Search
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