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September 12, 2026

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 12

Courtesy Donald Sensing

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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You can adopt police dogs that flunked training for being too friendly.

Instead of sending them to shelters, agencies like the TSA, Department of Defense, and various police departments have their own adoption programs, giving these lovable “dropouts” a second chance as family… pic.twitter.com/Wel7Yp9PFf
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 9, 2026

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They left yesterday.
None in the garage last night.
8,000miles, bound for southern Africa.
I always feel melancholy when they leave.
Safe journey, you wee beauties.
See you next year. 💙🙏🌍 pic.twitter.com/mhEcyiBO66
— Simon Forrest (@SimonForrest11) September 12, 2026

Would you dare employ a monkey?

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Monkey snapping green beans: watch his face.

[📹 Gaitlyn Rae] pic.twitter.com/rlSbhrwyY3
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 12, 2026

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Meet The PetMorons

I lost my pup Bruno last Tuesday to Lymphoma. It had been in remission but came back over a few days and just overwhelmed him. He's buried down by the woods, where he loved to run. I miss you buddy, and your wagging tail thumping against the cabinets in the shop.

- fd

Oh, no. So sorry that you have lost Bruno. What a wonderful boy.

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This is the good Little Mama who brought her four kittens to our house and demanded that we feed them. She splits her time between our house and some unknown locale. She has been spayed and her boys have all been neutered now.
K.T.

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My kitty boy, Kovu! You can see his spots in real life, but they don’t show up in the pics. He is asleep so his big ears are wilted. pic.twitter.com/DOvRTTqnjt
— Piper (@piper_moves) September 6, 2026

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 5

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

posted by K.T. at 03:41 PM

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Instead of sending them to shelters, agencies like the TSA, Department of Defense, and various police departments have their own adoption programs, giving these lovable “dropouts” a second chance as family… pic.twitter.com/Wel7Yp9PFf — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 9, 2026 * * * They left yesterday. None in the garage last night. 8,000miles, bound for southern Africa. I always feel melancholy when they leave. Safe journey, you wee beauties. See you next year. 💙🙏🌍 pic.twitter.com/mhEcyiBO66 — Simon Forrest (@SimonForrest11) September 12, 2026 Would you dare employ a monkey? * * * Monkey snapping green beans: watch his face. [📹 Gaitlyn Rae] pic.twitter.com/rlSbhrwyY3 — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 12, 2026 * * * Meet The PetMorons I lost my pup Bruno last Tuesday to Lymphoma. It had been in remission but came back over a few days and just overwhelmed him. He's buried down by the woods, where he loved to run. I miss you buddy, and your wagging tail thumping against the cabinets in the shop. - fd Oh, no. So sorry that you have lost Bruno. What a wonderful boy. * * * This is the good Little Mama who brought her four kittens to our house and demanded that we feed them. She splits her time between our house and some unknown locale. She has been spayed and her boys have all been neutered now. K.T. * * * My kitty boy, Kovu! You can see his spots in real life, but they don’t show up in the pics. He is asleep so his big ears are wilted. pic.twitter.com/DOvRTTqnjt — Piper (@piper_moves) September 6, 2026 * * * Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is: petmorons at protonmail dot com Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker. 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