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Uh oh. Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor Treated by Paramedics for Low Blood Sugar. She's evidently better and back to work. Get her two scoops of Vermont Commie Crunch, a Big Mac and a 12-pack of Diet Coke, stat! [J.J. Sefton]
Not Sure This is Worth a Link, But Here Are Some "Fun" Mission Patches Shot Down by Bureaucrats
I don't know how fun or funny the proposed patches are, or if I really want government agencies designing dumb mission patches. Eh, whatever. If it's a tradition, fine, it's a tradition.
Russia has a 100 megaton Doomsday torpedo.
Would be used to wipe out a coast.
[ArthurK]
Kurt Schlichter Kickin' ass and takin' names on immigration. [Mis. Hum.]
Next time you see the Honorable (**SPIT**) Lindsey Graham ask him what the difference is between a hell hole and a shit hole. Thanks, I knew you would. [Mis. Hum.]
Convicted traitor and certifiable mental patient Bradley Manning files paperwork to challenge run-of-the-mill goniff Ben Cardin for Maryland Senate Seat. Considering the state of the nation, and considering it's Maryland, I'd say new-age Corporal Maxwell Klinger has a shot. Then again, Democrat National Committee. [J.J. Sefton]
Damn! We should all be dead by now. Republicans and mass killings. [Mis. Hum.]
It’s the Palestinians’ fault there is no peace with Israel, US ambassador says in wake of terror attack
“An Israeli father of six was killed last night in cold blood by Palestinian terrorists. Hamas praises the killers and PA laws will provide them financial rewards. Look no further to why there is no peace,” [CBD]
Wait, I Need My Toilet and Plumbing to be Internet-Connected Now, Too?
This is dumb. This is becoming a Jetsons-style sight gag where things that are easily done by hand are done by robots just because.
Geert Wilders: - The worst is still to come "Islam is the core of the problem, not only the radicals". "Today, the whole continent is on the hit list". Geert Wilders, leader of the party of Freedom, the second largest party of Holland, claims that Europe has to fight for its existence against the islamisation: "the worst is still to come" [CBD]
"The Last Jedi" Sets a Record: The Sequel That Lost the Most Box Office Compared to the Previous Entry in the Series
I got that link from this guy's YouTube channel.
Oh, and apparently Last Jedi, in its third week of release, made half as much as the opening of the little-awaited fourth entry in the "Insidious" horror franchise. It's now in 3rd place, after Jumanji and Insidious: The Last Key.
The film will make over a billion, so it's not like anyone's losing money on this, but it will likely finish making at least $700 million less than The Force Awakens.
Oh, and that Grace Randolph chick has now posted her video on the Last Jedi's box office.
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