The AoSHQ Amazon Store


Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
Check The Left Sidebar For MoMe Notices!
Fucking Dirtbags: Liberal-Funded, FaceBook-Partnered Weekly Standard Now Pushing Out #FakeNews in Its Own Fact-Checks to Help Fellow Liberal Media Operation CNN
Maybe the Dirtbag Weekly Standard Will Next Claim that Noted Thumb Chris Cilliizza Wasn't Straight-Up Lying When He Claimed That Trump Told the FBI to Ignore the Kavanaugh Allegations, Making That Claim Up Out of Whole Cloth
If the Weekly Standard doesn't please their partner/boss FaceBook, who the hell is going to send them traffic? Their Donor Class patrons can write them checks but they can't pay people to read their shit.
Even More Flirt-Fighting About Food by, Get This, Sedentary Near-Obese Couchfruit Semi-Men
At least this time Tom "The Expert" Nichols is sticking to one of his two fields of core competency, 1 pouring food into his fat dicksucker or 2 aliens
When the aliens come to earth to open a fast-food franchise and begin offering Stunt Menu Items like The Doritos Milkshake, Tom "The Expert" Nichols will be your go-to commentator
Michael Anton Responds to Liberal Republican Defenders of Birthright Citizenship, Who've Now Decided that Birthright Citizenship is the Central Animating Principle of the Constitution
Liberal Republicans and Neocons define their Victory Conditions as proving to liberals they can do liberalism better than liberals. They are the chief ideological purity enforcers of the left. They make every leftwing priority a central priority for "conservatism," just offering "Market-based 'conservative' mechanisms" to achieve every agenda item on the leftwing checklist
A New Drift-Compatible Podcast
mic stand.jpg
Anyone planning on going to the Texas MoMe should RSVP to Ben Had. Check the left sidebar for contact info. [CBD]
Hurricane Florence Sit-Rep
Massive, massive flooding. Losses of life and massive disruptions for the affected areas.
Eating Cheese and Butter Daily Reduces Mortality Rate, Risk of Cardiac Event
The Experts previously told us that animal fats would kill us.
CNN's Amanda Carpenter: Kavanaugh Shouldn't Be Confirmed Because He Lied
Amanda Carpenter of all people should be suspicious of politically-motivated, evidence-free sexual allegations. But whatever you need to do to #OwnTheCons, fam
Remember, with the NeverTrump liberals, it's all about "#MuhPrinciples" and not about a preference for liberal Rockefeller wing Republicanism or pure tribal loyalties and vicious tribal antipathies. Just ask them -- they'll drone on and on about it.
Who Would Win in a Fight, The Predator or Kevin McAllister from Home Alone?
Bear in mind, one of them is a sadist with no human empathy whatsoever, and the other one's got a cloaking field
Sen. Susan Collins to Speak About Kavanaugh Outside Her Office at 4PM
No idea what she'll say. So far, she's been surprisingly rational about Democrats' bad faith in this matter, but I have faith she'll find a way to screw us
Brett Kavanaugh's Accuser's Legal Adviser Has a Record of Unimpeachable Integrity with No Signs of Partisan Bias
Nah I'm just fucken with you some more, she actually dismissed Bill Clinton's sexual harassment of Paula Jones as no big deal because it only occurred over 10 or 12 minutes
Oh, she also looks exactly as you'd expect a Feminist Legal Adviser to look
Brett Kavanaugh's Accuser Has Donated to the NRA and Pro-Life Causes
Nah I'm just fuckin wit ya, she donated to exactly who you think she donated to, the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), and Friends Of Bernie Sanders.
And National Review says "Ahoy!"
Why Is It Those Who Whine the Most Plaintively About Tribalism Are Such Motherfucking Vicious Tribalists Themselves?
Notice that for Roy Moore and Donald Trump, any accusation was automatically true, but for Member of the Tribe in Good Standing Brett Kavanaugh, there are now serious questions about whether we should require evidence for career-ending accusations?
Recent Comments
TexasJew: "I think she confused Haven Monoghan for Brett Kave ..."

Hairyback Guy: "292 what kind of skitzo skank wears a one piece "b ..."

Nicholas Kronos: "When Kavanaugh was asked by Kamala Harris about co ..."

Insomniac: "374 Jane, I was following your story right up unti ..."

Pug Mahon: "She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' ..."

DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm): "[i]Go for the VIchy Republicans. If you slap Flak ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "She thinks Kavanaugh kept calling himself 'Pinto' ..."

Gref: "Why hasn't Cankles given us her wisdom about this ..."

RickZ: "[I] Seriously what on earth is going through your ..."

Tommy: "What questions were asked during the polygraph tes ..."

Tentotwo: "I still bare the trauma from Chuck Shumers groping ..."

Jane D'oh: "[i]Jane, I was following your story right up until ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Archives
Contact