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March 07, 2011

Charlie Sheen: Winning, If By Winning You Mean Fired

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Terse statement from CBS.

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."

I expect an equally terse statement from Charlie Sheen.

In related news, Will Arnett needs work.

I read in a NYT article that Sheen had kept out any morality clause from his contract. Well-played, man. So presumably, while he may be fired, he's also still under contract, at least unless the show ends, right?

Old Wish: That Charlie Sheen's next venture would be trainwreck reality TV

New Fear: That Charlie Sheen's next venture will be porn

Sheen Already Responded:

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Which is about three months according to my bid in the Dead Pool.

Okay, well I expect that that will be the reserved Mr. Sheen's last statement on the matter.


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