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Overnight Open ThreadJulian Assange - Worst House Guest Ever? Here's a short film based on people's reminisces of having Assange as a house guest. Apparently he was like a real-life version of the SNL skit, "The Thing That Would Not Leave" (unfortunately not online), only this time it was in Odor-rama and involved rotted fruit somehow. Dr. Sanity: Islam's Moral Blackmail The author of the above piece (Christopher Hitchens) goes on to note, "The useless and meaningless term Islamophobia, now widely used as a bludgeon of moral blackmail, is testimony to its success."Note that Dr. Sanity is an actual doctor (of Psychiatry) so when The Obama-Kucinich Doctrine The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.So when's the impeachment? So Obama agrees with Dennis Kucinich that his authorization of military action against Libya was unconstitutional. Presumably he disagrees with Kucinich's suggestion that he should therefore be impeached. ![]() More on Japan's Cat Island ![]() They text, they email, they IM, but increasingly the phone call is too intrusive of a communication option for many.Well a lot of phone calls can and should be replaced by text messages. But they can't replace all phone calls. I suspect that for a lot of young people texting has become both a convenience and a way to avoid (or modulate) intimacy in their lives. The Latest Athletic Edge? A container of liquid nitrogen turns to gas and is pumped into the cylinder where the athlete stands, plunging the temperature below negative 200 degrees Fahrenheit for a short burst of time. The body believes that it is dying and rushes blood to protect its vital organs. Two minutes later, when the athlete emerges from the container, the concentrated and enriched blood rushes back through the body, providing an instant cleanse and relief. ![]() Shoe People: Women's Love of Shoes Ladies, let's face it. You love shoes, whether they're rubber-soled or stiletto-heeled. In fact, more than one in three women considers herself a "shoe person," according to a new poll of over 1000 women conducted by ShopSmart magazine, reports USA Today.Of course if you replaced women/shoes with men/tools, then all these articles would refer to it as an "issue" and maybe even start throwing around the a-word. ![]() The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank. Tonight's post brought to you by damn you all to hell: ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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