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March 10, 2011

Seminal Study: Women Love Male Essense

LauraW was complaining about the lack of dirty stories here lately.

I said she could always post the "semen makes women happy" story making the rounds. She asked -- hasn't that been posted before?

I didn't remember that it had, but I checked -- this "breaking news" story seems to be re-broken every 2-3 years. The seminal study first popped up back in 2002; then it throbbed into the news again in 2007 again; it stood proudly like a prize kielbasa in 2010; it climaxes, spent, in 2011.

One of [the chemicals in the male love suspension] is serotonin: The main neurotransmitter in antidepressants like Prozac Lexapro, Zoloft and Paxil. But wait—other mood enhancing chemicals are also present, like oxytocin, the “love hormone, “ which has been linked to such things as orgasm, social recognition, maternal instincts and anxiety reduction.

Gee, it's almost as if half the population has a vested interest in pushing this story out there, over and over again!

One day, wimmens, you will believe. Hitler's Big Lie -- Catch the Fever!

In newer filth news, Ghenjis wants you to know that had evolution taken a different turn penises would still have spines, like chimps' penises have.

Well, although they're spines, they really look like bumps.

And humans are somewhat exceptional in this regard -- a lot of male primates have bumpy penises; mice, which are rodents, have them, too.

Spined for her pleasure.

Oh: Study Claims That A Woman's Tears Turn Off A Man's Sex Drive: Like hell they do.


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