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March 24, 2011

Meghan McCain Attempts Humor With About As Much Success As You'd Guess

Via Hot Air.

Less ha-ha and more ta-ta. Stick to what you're enhanced at.

As (I think) the late lamented Greg Giraldo said, Meghan McCain is to comedy what Einstein was to comedy.

Incidentally, she goes after Sarah Palin as if the poor woman were a pork chop sauteed in Haagen-Dasz and Axe body spray.

This seems to be the go-to topic for un-bright women posing dishonestly as conservatives.

Keep trying, Meghan! Hopefully you'll find something you're good at some day!

The more she fails at everything the more attractive she seems, because, come on, she's got to be good at something, right?

It's like the law of averages, right? Or just the idea that the universe is merciful?

If she's this bad at everything else -- come on, gotta be, right?


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