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It's the #HackMadness tournament, second round of 32!
A lot of big heats going on, including some real nailbiters, like Cuckshed Resident David French vs. CBS' plain-as-an-Amish-frock fabulist Margaret Brennan

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton babble on about the tempest in a teapot that is the Goldberg files, the economy, including tariffs, that is improving, deportations are lovely, Crockett2028, the deep state hanging on like leeches, and more!

I feel bad about this but I'm going to have to post about Rachel Zegler again...

The "Ghost Gun" case before SCOTUS: BONDI, ATTORNEY GENERAL, ET AL. v. VANDERSTOK ET AL. We lose... 7-2, and you can guess who the two dissenting judges are. [CBD]

Masih Alinejad "Where are @AOC, @IlhanMN, the left-wing activists who called me an Islamophobe, and the campus protesters chanting "I am Hamas"? The killers sent by the Islamic Republic to assassinate a woman on US soil were convicted in federal court, You're silent. Why?" [CBD]

Great interview of Howard Lutnick, Secretary of Commerce, and a close friend of Trump for 30 years. He explains the blueprint for Trump's financial transformation of the USA and how it really will succeed. I can't recommend this long video enough. [dri]

FAA Hiring Blitz Draws 10,000 Air-Traffic Control Candidates Wait a second... wasn't DOGE destroying air safety in America? We were told that by our esteemed media! [CBD]

I Attended Apple's Annual Meeting. It Was a Turning Point Against ESG and DEI This guy may be a bit optimistic, but change is definitely coming! [CBD]

John Kass: Corrupt Chicago media is embargoing the story of a little girl coerced into taking her clothes off in front of a boy by J.B. Pritzker's AWFL trans enforcement officers

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss the pending Ukraine ceasefire, Israel going back into Gaza, should President Trump simply ignore the courts, Roberts is a crap Chief Justice, violence directed at Tesla (and others) by the left, and more!

Black Conservative Perspective has a hot take on the Harry Sisson "cancellation" -- he thinks it's all a psyop
He thinks Democrats trying to portray the very femmy Sisson as straight to appeal to the young straight male voters Democrats need, despite widespread belief that he's as gay as a peacock at high tea. He thinks they've arranged for female Democrats to accuse him of Toxic Masculinity and Absolutely RECKING That Poon.
This is a silly theory, except for when you remember that literally every single messaging offensive by the Democrat Party is 1 fake and 2 gay

Van Jones lisps his sadness about Chuck Schumer and the Democratssss

Former Columbia University fellow, a current UN judge, found guilty of forcing young woman into slavery [CBD]

Douglas Murray Addresses the Mass Murder of Christians in Syria
Murray is a most vociferous and brave defender of Western Culture. [CBD]

Brian Cranston is a nasty leftwing idiot
I never understood why people joined the mass delusion that he was a "serious actor." He's Tim Watley, that's it. That's as good as he gets.

The Ivy Exodus "As Ye Sow, So Shall Ye Reap." "Jewish" academics rejected their religion and culture long ago, and chose instead to worship progressivism. And they are paying for it! It would take a heart of stone not to laugh! [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton dig into the Ukraine cease fire, the Z-man bending the knee to Trump, deporting a Hamas cheerleader from Columbia University, Taxing the rich by taxing endowments, egg prices, tariffs, and more!

Girl Scouts sued by New Yorker over alleged heavy metals, pesticides in Thin Mints, other cookies
Good. Thin Mints (or any other mint confection) are of the devil. [CBD]

Rep. Thomas Massie needs to quit grandstanding and govern -- or get the hell out
Eh... it's The NY Post. [CBD]

It's Here! It's Here! The Liberty PAL-V flying car! [CBD]

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
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Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

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