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August 11, 2007

A Course in Lulz - McGurk

Hay guize! What's going on in this thread?

Its McGurk, the guy with a serious case of the Man Crush on Ace and the dude that photoshopped that pic of St. Andy that he uses all the time. Or at least every so often. Sometimes, when I see Ace post about Andy and he doesn't use my 'shop, I cry a little. Its like he isn't thinking about my feelings and my needs... *snif*

K, enough of my whining. So, the Left took a series of swift kicks to the nuts this week. What with TNR's Beau getting a blanket party, the Hockey Stick of Death, and Kos' butt buddy taking a full on load in the face from the SEC... Its been great. Almost makes me forget about the stock market vomiting.

In celebration, how about some douche-chill laughs? Towards this goal, I present to you what is probably the most creepy guy ever featured on these here intarwebs. I present Master Teacher learnin' you all about miracles.

(skip to 13:40 for great justice)

"What the fuck did I just watch??" following the bump.

"[T]he Course--A unique, universal, self-study spiritual thought system that teaches the way to Love and Inner Peace is through forgiveness."

I can't possibly forgive Master Teacher. Because I can never unsee him. And, apparently, neither can he unsee me because HE CAN SEE ME.

What is this nonsense? Its a new-age boondoggle, put on by pseudo-spiritual weirdos with degrees, apparently, in Liberal Arts. Or, at least that's what it sounds like. "Demonstrating the manner of your escape from the bondage of Space Time"??? "I am not a body I am free I will be still an instant and go home"??? See what I mean? Mumbo friggin jumbo. (disclaimer: I am too lazy to read more than the first paragraph of the wiki article).

You can easily skim through the video with the sound off and get tons of laughs from Master Teacher's facial expressions. He's like the uncle that would keep you from getting off his lap after it got lumpy and uncomfortable. (disclaimer: I never actually had one of those uncles, but if I did he'd probably look like Master Teacher) (disclaimer: What the fuck is up with his name???) (disclaimer: The previous disclaimer was not really a disclaimer)

But the real freaky thing about this video to me is that, if you listen to it, you get sucked in. Not because MT (that's Master Teacher, btw) says anything profound... but because the whole thing is nothing but attempts of profundity, strung together, resulting in runon non-sequitors. How does anybody actually buy this shit?

Its as if God started a contest to find something even more boring and annoying than going to Church, and this won.

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posted by xgenghisx at 11:13 PM

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