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August 05, 2007
Beauchamp: NASA Infiltrator? [Cuffy Meigs]
Blasting off for the red planet this morning, the Phoenix Mars Lander is due to arrive in May 2008 when it will proceed to collect and process samples of … water-ice.
WTF? I’ve been hearing water-ice-this and water-ice-that for the past few years in regards to the Moon and Mars. Hey, rocket scientists, it’s ice. Plain freaking ICE.
Flight Engineer S. Thomas responded, “We’ll extend our starempire to the farreachends of the galaxycluster. Waterice is the lifebloodfuel of our foolish adventure, and must be secured by our legionarmies. Soulpatterns. What?”
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posted by xgenghisx at
08:36 AM
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