KKKARL ROVE RESIGNS IN SHAME; HAS CLOVEN HOOVES, IS ALLERGIC TO HOLY WATER

No.

But I went to DU this morning to sample the sweet, seething crazy, and was not disappointed:

The White House Won't Look Different but it'll sure smell better. I hope whatever cave he flaps off to has laid in a goodly supply of Febreeze.

I don't buy that 'more time with the family' crap. Unless they mean the Republican crime family.
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that bastard ain't going anywhere
the heat is getting so close so he is running to Texas but he will just be operating bush's puppet strings remontely
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Exactly. The continuity of power is absolutely necessary to keep Imperial Amerika
"in higher, tighter and righter hands," to quote our First Emperor, Poppy Augustus (1984-1992).

You will see some combination of Loyal Bushie Comrades at the side of the next Emperor (unless the next Emperor of Amerika is permitted to be a Democrat, which I will simply not believe until I see it) which will be the real power in the naive and beholden Romney or Ghouli Imperium.

And Karl's resignation, which has absolutely nothing to do with what the Imperial Subjects of Amerika or our bootickling Imperial Congress want, is the logical step in terms of the Bush Imperium contiuing to keep Amerika a BushPutinist Nation, no matter who takes power.

That last one cracked me up pretty good.

Not to mention the commenters who believe Rove is preparing to flee the country.
Shine on, DU. Good, good stuff.

Do us a solid- we need you to stay bugfucking crazy for the next, oh, year and a half, can you do that?

Thanks in advance.

posted by Laura. at 09:49 AM

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