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August 14, 2007

Scientific American Breakthrough: Men Say They've Had More Sex Partners Than They've Really Had; Women, Fewer

Scientific American, baby.

It's worse than that, really. If you read it, they explain this to you s-l-o-w-l-y as if it hasn't occurred to you that if most men claim (say) 15 sex partners, and most men claim (say) six, then one if not both of these groups must be lying.

In related news, Scientific American reports it's a true pleasure to touch a woman's breasts, how they feel like bags of sand, how they so pleasingly as they clatter as they heave backwards and forwards.

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