Report Coming: "stand by for a statement about to come from the Army saying their review of Beauchamp's story shows it to be a combination of complete fabrication and wild exaggeration"

That's from a "reliable source." Not Matt Sanchez, or else they just would have named him, as WS has been naming him all along.

Alas, we do not know if this source has had any homosexual experiences in the past, so admittedly I cannot judge his credibility.

I am also not sure of Michael Goldfarb's sexual preference, so I suppose it's possible he just completely made this up in some deranged homosexual dreamstate, where reality itself melts away in a blur of fantasy, hallucination, and Bravo original programming. I will be sure to ask his opinions on vaginal sex in our next correspondence.

I think the "wild exaggeration" thing might be about the skull beanie. They may conclude one soldier wore the skull beanie (Beauchamp himself?), but he did not prance for his fellow soldiers and NCOs with their approval.

Or it may refer to the dog story -- who knows, perhaps a story of a single dog being hit was fabricated into a guy who loved running down dogs and in fact got the roadkill hat-trick in a single day.

Looks good, but of course they may wind up confirming more than I'd be happy with, from a purely ego-investment point of view.

Thanks to z ryan.

posted by Ace at 11:39 PM

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