Stupid Corporate Anthem: "Everyone's A Winner At Nixon-Peabody"
The video explains the song and the headline.
From Dean's World, which links to an article about the "lolcat" phenomenon and the main site for lolcats. I wasn't hip to this myself a few months ago, but now I think it's pretty darn funny.
Even Dumber: James Carville and DNC staffers come up with a "funny" video begging you to come up with a bumper sticker slogan for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.
How about "Vote Democratic: We're Not Literal Cocksuckers"? It's got a nice cadence.