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August 07, 2007
Christian Nudists
I'm sorry, guys. God knows I ain't the most pious chap, but you all have just given me a whole new respect for shame.
Garden of Eden. Tree of Knowledge. Shame of nudity. Look into it. No shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
And lose some weight while you're at it. Bread is the staff of life, not Hostess Sno-balls and Cheez-Its, you fat fucks.
Thanks to Mary Katherine Ham, who's got a lot, like her Bathroom Flushing Eitquette video and the top fifty eighties commercials of all time.
Bit of the recent Monk episode about nudists. Monk is freaked out and disgusted by the naked human form, as any normal, well-adjusted person should be.